The new 'classes' jehovahs-witness.net has created. Which one are you?

by Esse quam videri 37 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • FayeDunaway
    FayeDunaway

    WHEW I thought you were identifying yourself by that post :).

    Yep, I went through the 'but what if' phase for a while, but after I found out about the pyramid steps leading to his 1914 thing, I mean that's just crazy. It's like the script of a bad movie, except it was our reality! We didn't know it came from such a crazy source, we just felt its craziness :(.

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    I am part of the Look-y-Loo class

    look·y-loo
    ˈlo͝okēˌlo͞o/
    noun
    informal
    1. a person who, out of curiosity, lingers around the scene of an accident.
  • OrphanCrow
    OrphanCrow
    NewYork44: I am part of the Look-y-Loo class
    look·y-loo
    ˈlo͝okēˌlo͞o/
    noun
    informal
    a person who, out of curiosity, lingers around the scene of an accident.

    I think I belong in that class, too, NewYork. I am a Look-y-Loo.

    I often use the excuse that "I have a morbid fascination with insanity". The WTS is fertile ground for investigating a psychopathic organization.

  • Ignoranceisbliss
    Ignoranceisbliss

    That guy that posted a few months ago who wasn't a dub but had a dub wife that cheated on him should have his own class. I have no idea what to call that class though

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    LITIGIOUS CLASS--Spark threads with over a dozen pages each that build false hope for a class action lawsuit in a basically fundamentalist country.

    CONSPIRACY CLASS--Not satisfied with the level of evil in the commonly known things about the cult, these folks crave revenge and satiety by searching for skeletons in the closet. Often takes the form of statements that jws were Masons and alien activity is associated with jws.

    SNICKERING DOG CLASS--This class is currently limited to one person who makes irreverent, hilarious posts.

    UADNA CLASS--You wish you were cool enough to be one of us. You're Googling "UADNA" right now.

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    OrphanCrow , you describe that you have a: "morbid fascination with insanity"

    Welcome to the club. There is nothing more insane than the watchtower religion. I come to this site regularly and have for 14 years; in that time I have seen my share of insanity.

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    SNICKERING DOG CLASS--This class is currently limited to one person who makes irreverent, hilarious posts.

    Perhaps we should set up a special folder for this class. I hope I have not missed these threads. Being a part of the look-y-loo class, these are the kinds of posts we crave.

  • OrphanCrow
    OrphanCrow

    NewYork44:

    SNICKERING DOG CLASS--This class is currently limited to one person who makes irreverent, hilarious posts.

    Perhaps we should set up a special folder for this class. I hope I have not missed these threads. Being a part of the look-y-loo class, these are the kinds of posts we crave.

    Oh, that wouldn't work. That dawg is off leash. He wanders all over the place. You just have to watch for him.

  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut

    The Keep On Believing / Ignore the Obvious, class.

    They are somehow able to dismiss and even mock any and all information that sheds an unfavorable light on the Watchtower Society whether it comes from their own personal experiences and observations, from reliable news sources or from false teachings and failed prophecies found in the pages of the Watchtower itself. They even go so far as to view themselves as faithful followers, even though they frequent and participate in the discussions found on (so called) apostate sites,which is explicitly forbidden by the same leaders they protect and defend.

    Perhaps they should be referred to as the "No Class" class.

  • FayeDunaway
    FayeDunaway
    I'm waiting for someone to post the fundamentalist theist class. Drop by with inflammatory posts as if to purposely rile the atheists. Atheists respond accordingly.

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