Male date rape warning!

by ISP 14 Replies latest social humour

  • ISP
    ISP

    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub
    regulars to be alert
    and stay cautious when offered a drink from
    any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females
    to target
    unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now
    available almost anywhere.
    It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."

    "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their
    male victims to go
    home and have sex with them. Typically, a
    woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then
    simply ask him home for
    no strings attached sex.

    Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will
    often succumb to
    desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would
    never normally be
    attracted.

    After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what
    happened to them the
    night before, often with just a vague
    feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are
    swindled out of their
    life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a
    relationship."

    It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough
    to entrap the
    unsuspecting male into a longer term form of
    servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much
    more susceptible to
    this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory
    female.

    Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim
    to this insidious
    "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups
    with venues in every
    town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and
    frank manner with
    similarly affected, like-minded guys.

    For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow
    pages

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    I fall for this every time I go out. But I still don't get raped by women. Any idea what I'm doing wrong?

  • ISP
    ISP

    .me neither

    ISP

  • truthseeker1
    truthseeker1

    Beer goggles are BAD NEWS. Trust me!

  • Beans
    Beans

    I have had this happen to me before! The worst is when you take this product willingly and excpect the same outcome!

    Beans

    http://Quotes.JehovahsWitnesses.com

  • Gizmo
    Gizmo

    hahahaha@ISP very funny

    ballistic

    I fall for this every time I go out. But I still don't get raped by women. Any idea what I'm doing wrong?

    You're letting them see your face before they see the size of your

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    WALLET

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  • heathen
    heathen

    I suppose I need to go buy the T-- shirt that says , will have sex for beer.lol

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    Take off your beer goggles babes, I will willingly rape all yo asses...LOL J/K for anyone out there who just doesn't get it

    ~Aztec

    PS except for truth...LOL

  • Simon
    Simon

    oh the humanity ... what is the world coming too

    (just popping out ot buy more beer)

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