Valentine's Day is coming up fast, only 10 days. Other than the obvious, what do you have planned that is special for your loved one. I need some ideas.
Blondie
by blondie 11 Replies latest jw friends
Valentine's Day is coming up fast, only 10 days. Other than the obvious, what do you have planned that is special for your loved one. I need some ideas.
Blondie
I'm going to go get 200 foreskins of my enemies and bring them to my prospective father-in-law. Maybe he'll be impressed.
Oops, did I get this thread off on a tangent?
I'm still thinking about it.
One thing I am certain of right now is that I am a friend of Gophers NOT an enemy.
Brummie
My hubby and I are going to a really romantic B & B that we both really like. We will eat drink, visit with others, relax in the hot tub, etc......
Oh, and I went to Glamour Shots and had some photos taken to surprise him with!
LOL @ gopher!
blondie some ideas:
A room full of balloons/flowers/friends/worshippers.
Glow-in-the-dark underwear.
eatable underwear. yes this excists. yummie.
A pet pussy. be careful though they should be willing to take care of it.
dinner at the beach at sunset. simple, yet very romantic. bringing lifevests doesn't add to the moment.
gift wrap yourself!!
success!
Greven.
This will be new to us as I have 'celebrated' nothing until this past Christmas, and Hubby picked right up on it !!!
This is kind of lame because I am so new to this stuff; I am going to surprise him with
2 boxes of chocolate covered cherries & a card that reads " I'm not interested in a nice, normal relationship (open card) I like our's better! Happy Valentine's Day
Gopher
I'm on your side too !!! LOL !!!
Anyway, this is my first "real" Valentines day. I have bought her:
A nice card
A gold toe ring
And a "toy" she has mentioned that ...well ... you know ... (for another thread)
*****Rub a Dub
Edited by - RubaDub on 4 February 2003 10:3:52
Gopher: You are obviously thinking of the following beautiful and poetic passage from the Bible:
"David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines; and David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king's son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife." - 1 Samuel 18:27
But, like David, you will probably want to wait for your fiance to go on sale. Notice the following:
"Then David sent messengers to Ish-bo'sheth Saul's son, saying, 'Give me my wife Michal, whom I betrothed at the price of a hundred foreskins of the Philistines.'" - 2 Samuel 3:14
So, if you wait until after Valentine's day, you can get your wife for half the number of foreskins (or, if you prefer, you can pay the full amount, and get two wives).
Any other ideas? (BTW you don't have to kill a guy to get his foreskin, do you?)
Blondie
Candles
Soft music and lighting
Champagne/wine
Chocolate
Something to put on to take off
What about presents for the other?
Jewelry?
Blondie
"(BTW you don't have to kill a guy to get his foreskin, do you?)"
Well, that would depend on how adamant he is about retaining it.