Hey six, I can't help you cause I am barely beyond copy and paste but I was wondering if it was you who forwarded me this lovely joke.
A small boy was lost in a rather large shopping mall.
> He approached a uniformed policeman and through
> tear filled eyes said, "I lost my Daddy!"
>
> The policeman asked, "Tell me son, what's he like?"
>
> The little lad replied, "Beer and tits!"
If so, thanks!
~Aztec