Paradise sharks will eat seaweed and lions will eat pineapples...What ?? Dinosaurs ate patatoes!!!

by Witness 007 33 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    You all have it wrong...

    Dinosuars were actually just huge versions of fluffy cute pandas and kittens and puppies. They ran around playing with giant balls of string, and frolicking on the earth.

    Adam and Eve had them as pets....see:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QGukKa1vEzA

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007
    The serpent shows Eve the tree of knowledge....just then a T-rex bites Eve in half. Adam invents beer and lives forever in paradise.👍
  • Amelia Ashton
    Amelia Ashton
    I was told that before the flood the water canopy kept the earth like a giant greenhouse and dinosaurs were needed to keep the grass and vegetation from becoming too overgrown.
  • sparrowdown
    sparrowdown

    LoveUni - "...hard-boiled or soft-boiled?" Probably scrambled, the weather being so bad and all.

    Actually the guy in the vid (wish I could remember his name) reckoned it was to hatch them when the ark landed.

    Sort of like a Jurassic Arc situation. LOL!!!

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