My cheeks clenched everytime they said " The society says yadda yadda".
Some Butt-clenching JW quotes...
by Sparks 21 Replies latest jw friends
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Dawn
"Where else will you go?" translated - How dare you think of actually having a life
"Don't run ahead of the society" translated - STOP THINKING FOR YOURSELF for cryin' out loud
"let's leave it in Jehovah's hands" translated - I don't know what the hell to do and I'm tired of you bugging me about it - just go hand out some Watchtowers would ya?
"spiritual food at the proper time" translated - we're sitting here at another Assembly hearing the same old sh-- but we're getting a new book about the same old sh-- with a colorful cover
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m0nk3y
Hehhe this is all so true ... the fact of it is that all JW's could go and kill ppl or rape or whatever and turn around to the elders and say "lets leave it in Jehovahs hands" But I mean how oftne do they let that go by .. I know they wouldnt leave things in Jehovahs hands because I was gay .. they took the matter into their own hands ... they are so hypocritical
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DblOSmith
"Thank Jehovah..."
*shiver* I still want to just slap someone when I hear that.
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greven
This wonderfull [extremely boring] material that God's supplies through his slave....
Theocratic behaviour, car, provisions, arrangements, etc etc
Where else can we go for devine blessings?
The paragraph says... [hello! think for yourself people, I imagine myself at college saying stuff like 'the book says', 'this paragraph says' etc]
Fine spiritual food. [Why is everything compared to food? Boring food too!]
This person/event/illustration/donkey has a second fulfillment in ....
(S)Permafrost [if only they knew what it really is...]
Greven
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SYN
Well, well. Seems some butt-clenching "extraodinaire" is going on in this thread. For some amazingly butt-clenching threads, some so butt-clenching that you won't be able to walk for a week, check these out:
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.aspx?id=29001&site=3
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.aspx?id=29258&site=3
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.aspx?id=29724&site=3
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Nordic
Its better to work hard now for the New World.
Than to take it easy now,and rot op in the Old World.
Nordic
Edited by - Nordic on 14 February 2003 8:12:32
Edited by - Nordic on 14 February 2003 8:13:26
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Angharad
(said to child..) you'll never have to go to high school as the new world will be here by then
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Shakita
Elder stands on platform asking congregation to have motion to have CO's expenses paid for on recent visit......Brother Elder #1 raises his hand and says he votes in the affirmative....Brother Elder #2 raises his hand and says he seconds the motion. Elder on platform asks congregation for a show of hands on who agrees with this motion.....all who are awake raise their hands. Elder on platform asks if there are any who oppose.....Yea, right, like anyone was going to say....ummm, I think the CO should get a real job like everyone else here and pay their own way! What a bunch of losers!
Another........after changing halls Concerned and Caring Brother Elder comes over to shake my hand and welcome me to the hall by saying..........."We will be keeping our eye on you"....Guess they had my old congregation report sent over to the new hall before this loving statement was made.
Mrs. Shakita(who's reputation as a zealous witness is greatly exaggerated)
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kaykay_mp
"...I ONLY have a television set to watch the wildlife programs"
...yeah, to see the scenes where the animals hump each other.