Jehovah's Witnesses want to invite you to their newly refurbished hall!

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  DesirousOfChange

  “There are a lot of questions about Jehovah’s Witnesses – this is an opportunity to come and see the hall to put your mind at rest and to see what is here.”

  What a stupid thing to say!

  Even WT PR doesn't make such gaffes.

  Doc
  
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  adjusted knowledge

  So cheap with the chairs. Is that the norm now? I remember fighting my brothers for the arm rest for the full two hours every sunday. It was the most fun part of the meeting.
  
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  Oubliette

  They're very proud of their pretty blue sign:

  
  

  Nauseating!
  
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  _Morpheus

  What a comparative dump... Even my local hall , less than 5 years old, has good seats still. They are getting less and less for their efforts and not wont let themselves acknowledged it
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  EndofMysteries

  Are the meetings only 30 min now? With those cheap uncomfortable chairs. What happened to the cushy ones w/ armrests? I guess the GB took that budget for their new watches and let them get cheap chairs instead.
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  OverlappingGeneralizations

  I know on the bottom of our chairs, they are branded... "CHURCH CHAIRS"! Oh no! Get off of her my people!
  

  I agree though, with no armrests, how will the brothers hold their heads up and pretend to be deep in thought while sleeping? Well, I suppose now they can lay down across several seats to sleep.

  I know the obese "friends" were always complaining about the armrest chairs being too small. Looks like Jah has answered their prayers.
  
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  OUTLAW

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  ................................................STUCK IN THE 70`S..
  

  
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  username

  Funny when we are awake we can see a sales pitch for what it is.
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  username

  And another thing. Do you really think the JW's are inviting the public for just a COFFEE and a chat! Nope I'm sure bags will fully loaded, carts will strategically positioned on or around the entrance, suites and dresses will be worn, and many false smiles will be enacted!
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  Vidiot

  username - "Jehovah's Witnesses want to invite you to their newly refurbished hall!"

  "Quick, before the Org sells it!"