by Slidin Fast 12 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Who looked back to see the Pillar of Salt ?
Lot's wife.
She looked back and turned into Kosher Salt, Sea Salt, Seasoned Salt or something.
But Lot was a wonderful person although he got drunk, raped both of his young daughters and got them pregnant.
High fives to him.
Rub a Dub
Who looked back to see the Pillar of Salt ?
P: may be she was not the straggler, and the 3 future sinners saw her solidify looking ahead or sideways. It seems the daughters were taking the lead later in the cave too, making their father cave in.
Elder from platform, "So, what does the account of Lot with his daughter's teach us today?"
Pedophile from audience, "That in Armageddon, Jehobber will give us a pass if we bang our children if we are drunk and in a cave!"
