Why does this remind me of this story?
Three pregnant women were in the doctors waiting room visiting about their pregnancies.
The first woman, a red head, said proudly, "My child will be a boy. My husband was on top when he was conceived!"
The second woman, a brunette, confidently proclaimed, "My child will be a girl. I was on top when she was conceived!"
The third woman, a blonde, began sobbing and wailed, "I'm having puppies!"