in honor of the simpsons

by dark clouds 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • dark clouds
    dark clouds

    while live at the apollo
    krusty stands in front of a sign that says

    Krusty's Klassic Kommedy

    talk about D'oh

  • riz
    riz

    "Your movies are more boring than church." - Homer

    riz

  • qwerty
    qwerty

    When Nelson says...
    Haaa Ha! at anyone's misfortune.

    qwerty.

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    Homer : "No TV and no beer make Homer something, something."
    Marge : "Go crazy?"
    Homer : "DON'T MIND IF I DO! WHARGHLULULU WHUR LALULUBRGLUBLU HAHUHAHU
    WOODWOOD HALULAOGH!"
    Marge : "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

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    Homer : "Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!"

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    Homer : "Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get."

    . o O (slipnslidemaster)

  • Flowerpetal
    Flowerpetal

    When Marge goes "mmmmhhh" in her gravely voice. Not sure if my spelling makes the sound she does, but my son says I sound just like her when I do it.

    BTW, I love Marge's sisters!

  • digderidoo
  • normie67
    normie67

    These are my Favs......

    I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
    --Homer

    All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
    --Homer

    Bart, a woman is like a beer.They look good, they smell good and you'd step over your own mother just to get to one!(chugs Beer)
    --Homer

    sorry if a Theme is developing...
    but this is a Fav Beer Quote of Mine.....

    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants to be happy.
    --Benjamin Franklin

    normie

  • joelbear
    joelbear

    Wow, its great to find so many other Simpson's fans out there.

    The shows started when Mitch and I were dating so they have the same anniversary as we do almost to the month.

    favorites

    I'm Idaho Ralph Wiggum
    I bent my wookie Ralph Wiggum (this one is featured on my nudist page)
    John is very ...... festive (Marge re: John Waters campy character
    Three simple words, I am Gay (featured on my Kid page) Homer
    You are gay, heh heh heh (featured on my Homosexuality for Dummies page)Homer

    And my all time favorite quote:

    I'll be the queen, I mean the king, of summer Martin Prince. LOL

    My favorite character is Martin Prince. I WAS HIM, oh my god, it freaks me out he is so much like I was. Always trying to talk the bullies out of beating me up and sometimes succeeding. Teachers pet.
    ack.

    hugs

    Joel
    www.joelbear.com

  • riz
    riz

    I don't remember the exact context, but when Homer called Ned Flanders "Churchy LaFemme" I about wet my pants.

    riz

    Insanity in individuals is something rare- but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule. - Nietzsche

  • think41self
    think41self

    When Homer gets tricked into going on the plane to do missionary work for awhile, and the plane bumps, and he gets scared, and yells!

    "SAVE ME JEEBUS"

    think41self

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