You forgot to mention that the Internet was invented by Al Gore, and since he's a politician, it would be a violation of Christian Neutrality (TM) to use the Internet.
Convention Symposium: Dangers of The Internet
by SYN 13 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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jgnat
Funny topic, but I am afraid your language is too clear. A good sheep would immediately discern the true meaning. This is not acceptable. The goal is to quibble and obfuscate, so that the unsuspecting reader integrates the ideas before the full import becomes clear. After all, the full glare of the sun hurts the eyes. That is why Jehovah invented sunglasses and indoor Kingdom Halls. Even better, introduce ever increasing light to the sheep gradually, starting in a darkened room with a pen flashlight on low batteries, flashed five times a week.
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blacksheep
Translation of the fringe JW: The internet is a "conscience" matter.
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the mole
this was totally funny....i enjoyed reading it....although a satire of the truth what they think of the internet they will encourage us current members not to subscribe to the web in fear of what us current moles really think of them...***the mole*** hahahhahaaaa