Caption Time!

by SYN 15 Replies latest social humour

  • SYN
    SYN

    Where Stephanus finds these things, I dunno. But they are FRIKKING funny! This one was stolen from Tower Two...go wild...

    "Hey Julius, this plan for the Generation Doctrine you cooked up isn't that good. It only gives us 80 years from 1914! That won't be long enough for us to get rich!"

    "Look! I found Waldo! He's there behind the demonized couch!"

    "Your Warcraft map-making skillz SUX0R, Jaracz!"

    "Hey, what's that sticky brown stuff on your lips?"

    "That tie is really stupid, even for a Governing Body member. Come ON!"

    "Hey big boy, wanna join me for some 'fine association' after we hash out this Blood Doctrine thing?"

    "And here is where we'll be putting our new Kingdom Hall. We managed to get a cheap property that had formerly been used for the testing of nuclear weapons. Jehovah always provides!"

    "Where the hell is Malawi on this map? Ah, screw it, tell them to shut up and preach! Who needs 'em! At least I can find Mexico..."

    "Brother Greenlees specifically asked us to install a hot sauna here, near his room at the new Bethel facility. Said it was for his 'spiritual health'."

    "With my Awake magazine education, I can count almost all the dots on your tie! Isn't that a blessing from Jehover?"

    "Why do you only have ONE coloured marker? How do you expect to be spiritually mature with only one marker, Brother?"

    "And this is the new format of the Watchtower articles. We're putting everything on one page per article, so that the whole family can share a single magazine, yet we still charge per person!"

    "I'm not too sure about this tract you've designed, Brother Flippy. It won't fit easily in the pockets of the Publishers!"

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    "With my Awake magazine education, I can count almost all the dots on your tie! Isn't that a blessing from Jehover?"

    LMAO, funny

  • Angharad
    Angharad

    (man of left says.. ) Did you get that hair piece from a garage sale - it looks possessed?

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    Fellow on right exclaims " Hey aren't you Mr. Bean "

    ps I wonder how may hours it will take for this thread to reappear. I've killed a few today, what the hell, what's one more ? Well off to play " Let's find the Thread ! "

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    How the heck do we fit this map on a postcard the publishers can read?!

    See the Governor's mansion Jim? This is where I will be living after Armageddon....I got first dibs!

  • borgfree
    borgfree
    Do we really have to do this stupid photo-op? <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shhhh, just keep pretending we are discussing something important!
  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    "I'm not too sure about this tract you've designed, Brother Flippy. It won't fit easily in the pockets of the Publishers!"

    "Brother Greenlees specifically asked us to install a hot sauna here, near his room at the new Bethel facility. Said it was for his 'spiritual health'."

    LOL

  • Ed
    Ed

    "So... once we've conquered Poland, what are we supposed to do with it?"

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    "And Brother, this is the spot where the so called "Apostofest " is going to take place, right there in the big state of Texas,,, Dallas to be exact. Do you think they will spread , those apostates, and turn many good JW's away???? You know Texas is a big state, we get alot of money from those book peddlers,ummm I mean those dear brothers who pioneer down that way...should we send a JW mole to see the goings on at this pagan gathering??? I even hear they smoke, they drink, they say curse words, some even, might be having sex, and I bet they worship Satan too, now the whole state of Texas will be demonized!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LMAO @ Syn

  • Valis
    Valis

    "Look, when Armageddon comes I want t Soho all for myself and you can have the Bronx, just leave me the queens!"

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

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