Where Stephanus finds these things, I dunno. But they are FRIKKING funny! This one was stolen from Tower Two...go wild...
"Hey Julius, this plan for the Generation Doctrine you cooked up isn't that good. It only gives us 80 years from 1914! That won't be long enough for us to get rich!"
"Look! I found Waldo! He's there behind the demonized couch!"
"Your Warcraft map-making skillz SUX0R, Jaracz!"
"Hey, what's that sticky brown stuff on your lips?"
"That tie is really stupid, even for a Governing Body member. Come ON!"
"Hey big boy, wanna join me for some 'fine association' after we hash out this Blood Doctrine thing?"
"And here is where we'll be putting our new Kingdom Hall. We managed to get a cheap property that had formerly been used for the testing of nuclear weapons. Jehovah always provides!"
"Where the hell is Malawi on this map? Ah, screw it, tell them to shut up and preach! Who needs 'em! At least I can find Mexico..."
"Brother Greenlees specifically asked us to install a hot sauna here, near his room at the new Bethel facility. Said it was for his 'spiritual health'."
"With my Awake magazine education, I can count almost all the dots on your tie! Isn't that a blessing from Jehover?"
"Why do you only have ONE coloured marker? How do you expect to be spiritually mature with only one marker, Brother?"
"And this is the new format of the Watchtower articles. We're putting everything on one page per article, so that the whole family can share a single magazine, yet we still charge per person!"
"I'm not too sure about this tract you've designed, Brother Flippy. It won't fit easily in the pockets of the Publishers!"