Being a left-over "hair ball" from the eighties, myself... I can appreciate your troubles. I always thought men with short hair looked like someone had snatched up a cat and shaved it... I mean, have you ever SEEN a hairless cat? Very strange... but that is what I see, when I look at short haired men... very strange.
Anyay Good luck! Perhaps Mad'dam's landlord will find herself a life soon.
Besides ... these days... all the punk criminals have these litte cute short hair cuts anyway... it's just a fad. But you cant judge a book Blah Blah Blah...