Lines You Never Used To Hear From A JW (But You Can Now)

by NotFormer 2 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • NotFormer
    NotFormer

    Inspired by Ron.W.'s thread:

    https://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/5992982038183936/lines-you-would-never-hear-from-jehovahs-witness

    In honour of the light getting ever brighter, post your examples of this thread's title.

    I'll start:

    "Nice beard, Elder Jones!"

    "Those slacks look so very practical for field service, especially in this weather, Sister Smith!"

  • Journeyman
    Journeyman

    Secretary: "Did you do any field service last month, brother?"
    Publisher: "Yep."
    Secretary: "Ok thanks, that's all I need to know."

    And in view of what seems to be in the Aug 2024 WT, we'll soon hear:
    "Welcome to the meeting. I was sorry to hear about your removal - I hope you'll be back in the congregation soon."

  • enoughisenough
    enoughisenough

    when you listen to the GB, you are listening to the voice of Jesus

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