by Ron.W. 83 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
A slightly tongue in cheek, but also serious roundup of jw speak and why trying to reason with them is like trying to chip through concrete with a plastic spoon.
How many can you think of??
Elder: 'Yes. I read through the material you asked me to at your judicial meeting - you're right we're both in a cult!'
Anything acknowledging the possibility of evolution.
In real life or movie- "I love you forever!"
'Your judicial committee is private, we will not tell our wives anything that we discuss here..'
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"Well, the ecumenical Christmas carols service was a resounding success!"
"I can't do Saturday morning field service; I'm helping out "Meals on Wheels".
"Of course Trinitarians can be Christians."
"Thank you Jesus for dying for my sins!"
"Happy birthday son!"
"Of course we are brainwashed; after all we are in a cult"
BTW Meals on Wheels is priceless NF.
"I'm going to donate blood today."
Now,, that's something you would hear most people say with very well minded intentions. All the time.
But hearing that from a JW would be out there like Pluto. Gone.
Thanks Vanderhoven7 😸
"Who are you voting for?"
"Of course I know my blood type!" (suggested by BethSarim's post 👍)
"Dyb, dyb, dyb!"
"Yes, I agree, our overlapping generation teaching is nowhere to be found in the bible."
