Help prove that the WTS prophecies are balderdash, hogwash and poppycock... become a Partarker in your own congregation. That's right. You deserve the notoriety.
Have a sip, take a bite and become a Partaker. It's easy. You can do it. And, if enough of us do it, it will really muck up their statistics for 2003 and they will have to come up with some new hilariously ludicrous excuse for the upsurge.
You can do it. YOu can! And you ex-worldy ones... remember when you used to go to other churches (Catholic, Espiscapalian, Lutheran, etc.)? You have already partaken on many an occasion. Now, you can do it again! Think about it. Think about the fun you'll have!
What can you tell your fellow congregation friends? Tell them that you have had recurring dreams about a heavenly life and you feel that Jehovah is sending you a message to partake, that you feel that are one of the annointed now...
Remember, this is the one part of WTBTS doctrine where the individual members decide for themselves if they should or should not participate. Yes, you have a choice in this one! If you think you want to go to heaven, show it! Show them how stupid their dogma really is. Show them that all Christians have earned a heavenly calling not by our works, or by their dogma, but by faith in Jesus Christ alone!
Help out your friends at Bethel who worry about dwindling Memorial Partaker statistics ...eat, drink and be merry!!!
Are you bold enough? Will you be brave enough?