New "Simplification Arrangement"

by Farkel 28 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • starScream
    starScream

    If you weren't using deductive reasoning (as you obviuosly weren't) you were wrong to add the emphasis to the word must. I used the word deductive sarcastically, as it should have been obvious since you had no reason to say I must be a dub.

    I did not take us off topic. My comment was "nice try, I almost laffed." You took offense to me not being blown away at your elaborate attempt at humor and then called my parents window-washers as I induced the target of your insult.

    Therefore, you are either a bad listener, or you are very stupid. Just go away.

    How am I a bad listener? I am only responding whatever subject you bring up, you are leading this exchange.

    So far you have brought up my spelling, my parents' occupation (as I induce it was meant for them), my asscociation with the Watchtower, the difference between inductive and deductive reasoning, the frequency in which I read dictionaries and the work ethic of my butt, which I have not even attempted to defend. According to you I am also stupid, a dummy and not a good listener.

    I don't suffer fools easily, and I won't suffer you if you continue with your off-topic nonsense.

    I don't mean to take us off topic but are you calling me a fool just because I am responding to you?

  • starScream
    starScream

    wednesday,

    you do realize he just fabricated that letter, right?

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    wednesday,

    Thanks. There is a lot of subtle stuff in that post that you may have missed. I'll get you started: "Jehovah's understanding" of Daniel, etc. I thought that part was pretty clever (as if Jehovah had to "understand" what He caused to be written). It's a huge parody of Watchtower thought.

    Watchtower doesn't like me very much, and I simply don't know why.

    starscream:

    Any person of average intelligence knows I fabricated that letter. Are you STUPID, or something?

    Farkel

  • starScream
    starScream
    Any person of average intelligence knows I fabricated that letter.

    According to you I have at least average intelligence.

    Are you STUPID, or something?

    Is a person of average intelligence stupid? No seriously, stupid is subjective. If I am at least average then by what standard am I also stupid, supreme one?

  • wednesday
    wednesday

    yes starscream,

    i do know he is having literay fun here , but he is not so far off base, as i indicated in my post. Soon we will all just be drones of the 'wts and following them and the FDS and not the Bible at all. But i'm not drinking any koolaide.

    farkel,

    i'm trying to follow u, "jehovah's understanding" are u saying they are setting themself up to speak for jehovah? they alreadfy do that. if that is not it, u jmay hajve to explain it to me, But i will be very glad to read what u write. I hope i have not dumbed this thread down too much

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    wednesday,

    : i'm trying to follow u, "jehovah's understanding" are u saying they are setting themself up to speak for jehovah? they alreadfy do that. if that is not it, u jmay hajve to explain it to me, But i will be very glad to read what u write. I hope i have not dumbed this thread down too much

    I was merely presenting parody based upon prior Watchtower rulings.

    There is some evidence that they would consider doing what I stated in my parody, however:

    1) They assume most dubs are idiots (they are pretty right on about that one)

    2) They assume they can get away with saying anything they please, no matter how insane it is (they are DEAD ON on that one, and I can present a ton of evidence to prove that point)

    3) They have recently instructed dubs not to use expressions like "the Society says" (even when the Society says it), but rather to say "the Bible says" (even when the Bible doesn't say that at all and only the Society says it)

    4) In order to distance themselves from their own idiocy, they could very well claim that by using the expression "Jehovah's says" (which in fact is STILL what the Society says) they might escape culpability when they are nailed on their own bullshit.

    THAT was the purpose of my own parody.

    Farkel

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    : I don't mean to take us off topic but are you calling me a fool just because I am responding to you?

    Nope. You're just a fool. Period.

    Farkel

  • starScream
    starScream

    C'mon Farkel,

    Now you're not even trying.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    starscream,

    You want a thread? Start your own. Now get the hell of of mine or stay on topic. I started this thread, you moron and it is my topic, not yours. What part of this do you have a hard time understanding?

    You don't like my parody? Then logically defeat its feasability. Otherwise, get your own thread, and enforce its topic as I'm doing on my own thread.

    Fool.

    Farkel

  • starScream
    starScream

    starScream,

    I no longer wish to continue a debate on your intelligence, the work ethic of your butt or anything else other than my post. I appreciate your feedback, now please move.

    Farkel,

    Since you have not hurled any insults at me or failed to paint me as something I am not in your latest addition to this thread I will glady move on.

    ***************

    since you would never say it I'll just say it for you

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