"For as OFTEN as you eat it...."

by AGuest 65 Replies latest jw friends

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Hey Cap'n you recon Shelby is human? lol

    Seriously - the girls OK! She's just hav'n a relapse i tell ya! Gal's got a heart of gold and she's sharp as a tack. When she has a mind for it, few can broadside the black tower better. (she also makes me wonder whether there really is any truth to the rumours about gobbldegook demons invad'n ya brain

    phobe, pheonix or biblemans frumpy sister - she sure can rattle our chain! lol

    bruces spawn

  • AGuest
    AGuest

    Greetings... all. James is right: we understand each other. And I've been a bit... under the weather. Sorry, but that occurs in my life and for now, once again, my Lord's undeserved kindness is enough for me.

    James, thank you for your very kind words. I have taken them to heart, truly. Please know that while I am what this world might refer to as a "christian", it is by no means due to religion: I, too, have no religion, for I think religion is the means by which the Adversary misleads "even the chosen ones." I am a "christian" simply by means of having received an anointing with holy spirit... being "chosen" or "anointed" by holy spirit. That is what the word "christian" means, versus simply belonging to a religion that claims "christianity." More accurately, I am a 'mischaJah'... or 'chosen/anointed of Jah.' And yes, there is a bit of a difference, as the question would be "chosen of WHOM?" With that said, again, please know that I understand your position... and do not condemn it at all. For he that is not "against" me... is "for" me... and you have proven that here. The greatest of love and peace, then, to you!

    Gumby and dear Unk... as always... the greatest of love and peace to you, as well... and thank YOU for your kind words. As always. I will not forget them and will remember you when I come into the kingdom promised me by my Lord.

    Hey, there, dear Six... my wish for peace toward you remains. Always.

    COMF/Satan's Spawn... since my merciful Father forgives whomever HE wishes to forgive, please know that I hold no grudge or illwill toward you: it would require more energy than I have at the moment... and really has no point, as you and your words have absolutely no bearing on the cubits of my life span. You are who and what you are... as you have proven yourself to be. And at times you can be quite tiring, really. But since you obviously have nothing better to do with your life... or in your life... I am more than happy to give you something to do. Thus, you can say what you will about me... and to me... and I will accommodate you. For it only serves to render me "happy" - Matthew 5:11

    Again, may you ALL... have peace.

    A slave of Christ,

    SJ

  • gumby
    gumby
    and thank YOU for your kind words. As always. I will not forget them and will remember you when I come into the kingdom promised me by my Lord.

    Yes my sweet little friend, but I'm going to be looking for some aloe vera for my nasty burns while your sippin on tequilas with St. Peter.

    Just promise me you won't point your finger at me and tell me "I told ya so"....I hate that when that happens.

    Gumby {{{{{{hugs to the Shelbmeister}}}}}}

  • COMF
    COMF
    And at times you can be quite tiring, really. But since you obviously have nothing better to do with your life... or in your life...

    I can't stand it (cough)... the irony (gasp)... it's too much for me (wheeze).

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    ROTFLACapt'nInDistress ... here, turn around son .. let me clear that irony blockage fer ya .... sssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLAP!!!!!

    by the way Cap - Shelby's gonna put in a good word fer me an gumby when she gets to heaven!! LOL .. oh you guys are gonna kill me one day ..

  • COMF
    COMF

    Unk, for your uncountable kindnesses to mankind, giving us all a reason to laugh when life isn't funny, you will be ushered in on the red carpet with horns a-blaring fanfare. Poor Shelby is having her reward in full right now... the dim spotlight on her chosen dim role. But lawdy, that woman can babble, can't she! You'll never catch AGhast using a sentence where a page will do.

    Oh, yeah, forgot... that ain't Shelby. It's ol' Michoacan himself, using Shelby for a megaphone. That explains the mega-phonics.

  • gumby
    gumby

    Damitt comf,

    Your always spelling it wrong,

    it's Jesuit Methusela Carmicheal......or something like that,

    May you have peace,

    A slave of uncle B.

  • AGuest
    AGuest

    Or should I say the hypocrisy of it?

    "Alias: COMF"... "Posts: 3280"... "Average 4.48 posts per day"... since 16-Mar-01." "Alias: AGuest"... "Posts: 1724"... "Average 2.39 posts per day"... since 26-Mar-01."
    Twice as much... and only a "brief" 10-day difference. Tsk, tsk...

    You're right, Spawn: why post a page to prove a point... when you can pretty much cut-and-past two sentences?

    SJ, keepin' it brief... and keepin' it "real"

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    ooo .. you two just gotta get together (and not in the biblical sense)

    unc who sees two of his friends hurting

  • blackout
    blackout

    Well, this thread has really lost its flow hasn't it? Im quite dissapointed really, it was so flowery and peacfull, a place to come and rest from the ravages and deceptions of the board.

    Now its turned into a place of ruff and tumble for the hooligans!!!! What the hell is goin' on?

    Seeya in heaven Unc.

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