Is Satan the good guy?

by blackout 50 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    Satan, a good guy? Absolutely, and he doesn't mind picking up the tab either.

  • starScream
    starScream
    Who does this god guy think it is anyway, and can it be forced to appear at the Hauge once they've finished with Slobodan Milosovich?

    you guys are all laying down some pretty big bets that someone is going to prove God wrong on Judgement day. If Vegas was taking odds don't expect the devil to be the underdog by anything better than 10000000000000000000000000000000:1. Your arguements and accusations will be answered. Demons took the devil's side before he was been proven wrong. Leave it to men to top the foolishness of demons by taking his side after he has been proven wrong.

  • Xander
    Xander
    by taking his side after he has been proven wrong

    For someone with such a cool name, you do tend to be awfully slow.

    That's the WHOLE POINT OF THIS THREAD.

    What lie has Satan ever told?

    That's the problem! For someone dubbed 'the original liar', taking a look through god's own propoganda book, you cannot find a single instance of him actually LYING!

    Now, 'god', on the other hand, again, in his very own propoganda book, is caught lying time and time again.

    Now, if GOD's propoganda book paints him as a frequent liar and Satan as a generally evil, nasty person but for no discernable reason, can you imagine what kind of story you would have if you let the other side speak for itself?

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    Of course, we know that's all just silly as there is no YHWH or Satan, so all the errors and stupidisms of either side of the argument is artificial, but if you DO believe it....well....you gotta wonder about people who believe the bible and then pick the only side presented in it actually CAUGHT lying over and over.

  • starScream
    starScream
    That's the problem! For someone dubbed 'the original liar', taking a look through god's own propoganda book, you cannot find a single instance of him actually LYING!
    What lie has Satan ever told?

    "At this the serpent said to the woman, 'You positively will not die.'

    For someone with such a cool name, you do tend to be awfully slow.

    I guess you stand corrected, oh fast one.

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    Blackout-

    I've often wondered the same thing. We only have "God"'s side of the story. . .

    starScream-

    But Satan went on to say,""For God knows that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil." This was the truth.

    When he told them that they wouldn't die, he was right, they were still alive after eating from the fruit.

  • starScream
    starScream
    But Satan went on to say,""For God knows that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil." This was the truth.

    If a liar tells the truth his lies do not become true.

    When he told them that they wouldn't die, he was right, they were still alive after eating from the fruit.

    Did they die?

  • Valis
    Valis

    stinky...yes and also who is to say that humans were meant to live forever? Where in the bible does it say that Adam and Eve were going to live in a perfect state and never die? I would like to see this, as I am no bible scholar and don't mind being corrected...well about the bible anyway...eheh...

    starscream...you are gambling too that there will be some judgement day, so I guess that puts you in the same boat as those gambling it aint gonna happen...

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    Is this a trick question ?

    Are we talking about Satan....or...... Natas ? aka Nathan.

  • starScream
    starScream
    starscream...you are gambling too that there will be some judgement day, so I guess that puts you in the same boat as those gambling it aint gonna happen...

    That is beside the point. I didn't give odds on Judgment day vs No Judgement day. The odds were based on God vs Satan on Judgment day. Many people on this thread seem to be backing Satan IF there is a Judgment day.

  • blackout
    blackout
    That is beside the point. I didn't give odds on Judgment day vs No Judgement day. The odds were based on God vs Satan on Judgment day. Many people on this thread seem to be backing Satan IF there is a Judgment day.

    Starscream, This just brings us back to the god of the bible being an arbitrary Jerk, because if we can't fairly choose god or satan and god is going to have a judgement day, where he destroys everyone who believes satan is the good guy, then he is being unfair. But as we see fom the bible, fairness doesn't rate with him anyway.

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