Its not the first year I didn't watch it (it's in the the same bucket as the Olympics - there are better things todo with your time than give it to these people). But without reading anything else about it, I can guess the theme of the night:
I'm going to constantly say "gay" and pretend that it makes me clever and ignore that the law is about preventing pedos from grooming children. This is Hollywood, we're built on devouring youth!
"Ukraine, Zelinsky Biden", repeat ad nauseam. Maybe throw in some TDS for old time-sake.
Actress showing her tits in a revealing dress to get attention will claim women are objectified and not paid enough, even though she earns more than 99.999% of people on the planet.
At least an on-stage fight is unexpected. Which makes me think it's staged for publicity to try and bolster flagging viewing figures by turning it into something like the Jerry Springer show.
I read this after posting. Maybe I was off on the specifics, but right about it being a shit-show. Imagine being in a room where people are trying to come up with ways to resuscitate the Oscars ... and someones suggestion was "Amy Schumer" and they were taking seriously!
https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20220328-oscars-2022-will-smiths-slap-aside-it-was-a-shambles