Bible popularity?? (page 2)

Pubsinger (q) "they print way more W.T than bibles don't they?"

The Rebel (A) Ecclesiates 12:12 " in many books and much reading is weariness to the flesh" Sort of sums the W.T up doesn't it?

The Rebel.

Go Ikea go!

Ikea and the bible have a lot in common.

1) Both garbage

2) Use both long enough and while the claims of one falls apart the other literally falls apart.

3) Both are of shoddy construction

4) One isn't real furniture one isn't real life

5) Both are more suited for the poor

6) Both try and con you they are synonymous with quality lifestyles

7) I wouldn't be caught dead with either in my home

8) Some people actually think owning both is a bragging point

9) The Salvation Army have a huge surplus of both

10) People argue over the which parts of the bible are missing and added, Ikea often has parts missing or too many parts added.

Ikea often has parts missing or too many parts added.

Amen.

Do Ikea do overlapping furniture? A faithful and discreet shelf? ............I shall stop right there.

punkofnice2 minutes ago
Do Ikea do overlapping furniture? A faithful and discreet shelf? ............I shall stop right there.

Well parts sometimes overlap and If I owned Ikea furniture I would be discreet about it.

In 2000 years time, perhaps Ikea will be what people believe in.

"Thou shalt use the specially provided tool to give form to thy product"...

The Book of Assembly, chapter 2, verse 16 - New Reformed Translation of the Ikea Scriptures...

Bible popularity??