"Accelerate, accelerating, accelerated ? How in the Hell can I fit this chart into my next ranting and raving on JWTV.Org? The numbers on the new Worldwide Service Report just don't add up. I've got it! Jehovah's chariot is changing direction and velocity and is now backing up to take a better look at his organization. That's it! We just can't know what is going on at this time from a 'human standpoint'. Shit, I'm going to knock 'em dead. LISTEN, OBEY AND BE BLESSED!" -Tony Tight Pants