Your best caption please.

by nicolaou 57 Replies latest jw friends

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  Yerusalyim

  Why would I want to live with a pair of dice on earth?

  YERUSALYIM
  There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
  Shakespere: Hamlet
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  Focus

  Yeru wrote:
  

  pair of dice

  You have misspelled paradise.

  HTH.

  --
  Focus
  (Wooden Class)
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  stephenw20

  #2 pic
  A) lady
  "if I get water up my nose and somone takes a picture I am going to be pissed!"

  B)Man:

  "this wont hurt a bit , just lay back and relax! It will be over before you know it"
  ,
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  stephenw20

  #1 pic

  lady: look at the magazines not my chest!
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  Big Jim

  What Are You Selling?

  Nothing!

  I Just Want A Contribution.

  Do You Have The True Relegion?

  Yes I Do.

  Did You Know That Relegions Die When They Are Proved To Be True, and Also Science Is The Proof Of Dead Religions!!!

  I dont know let me ask my P.O.!!!
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  fred_halls_mummy

  nicolaou
  

  ...thanks to all of you who have entered into the spirit of fun & frivolity I have come to enjoy here so much (yes even you Fred).

  
  Waht mackes yu think I habe anything wahtsoever too doo with F-R-E-D? He ist immer noch in field-services - him neets the hours, its April you know, and the circle overseer comes next months. Fridolin has probabebly not even seen this threat

  Mummy
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  unanswered

  "sir?"(through clenched teeth and forced smile),"i really, really hate selling these magazines, and i know that you don't want them, but, if you could just take them, i would look a lot better to that nosy looking group of people with bookbags, across the street."
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  RedhorseWoman

  #1....See these magazines, sir? They are MAGIC magazines, sir. All you have to do is read them from cover to cover and your life will become wonderful...just like mine! Oh, yes, sir....and, by the way, could you give me just a small extra donation, sir? You see, we have no money for food.....but we have an ENORMOUS treasure in Heaven.

  #2....Oh, my, Brother Simmons, was it ABSOLUTELY necessary for you to eat that onion and garlic pizza just before the baptism?
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  goo

  
  "I like you sister smith, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles."
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  Yerusalyim

  "Brother Hempt, why do you keep hitting me in the tootoo with that case?"

  YERUSALYIM
  There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
  Shakespere: Hamlet