Alternate Jobs for the Governing Body..

by DATA-DOG 12 Replies latest jw friends

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  DATA-DOG

  I’m not sure if this is in the right topic area or not, but sometimes I wonder:

  If it were not for “religion”, what would the current GB do for a living??

  My speculations:

  1) Tony Morris: Funeral Home Director

  2) Sam Herd: Golden Corral Restaurant Regional Manager

  3) David Splane: Historic Vacuum Museum Curator

  4) Gerrit Loesch: Wholistic Enema/Foot Detox Technician

  5) Stephen Lett: Balloon Animal Expert/Rent-A-Clown for the Hollywood Elite Homosexual Community

  6) Geoffrey Jackson: Owner/Operator of Australia’s largest Handmade Digeridoo Outlet/Small Engine Repair

  Kenneth Cook: That guy who goes around restocking Gumball Machines

  Mark Sanderson: Amazon Millionaire from selling used Japanese School Girl panties

  Feel free to comment/add to the list..

  DD 😇
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  nowwhat?

  Anthony Morris. Mean school custodian all the kids are scared of
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  neat blue dog

  I like your imagination 😅
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  Hotpepper

  Fred Franz. Howdy doody
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  Smiles

  Cheers DD! We got a good laugh from all eight!

  GB secular employment based on real-world experience could also go this way, in same order:

  1 Morris:

  Janitorial First-Aid Box Manager III

  2 Herd

  Janitorial Graveyard Shift Supervisor

  3 Splane

  Janitorial Overlapping Shift Supervisor

  4 Lösch

  Janitorial Part-Time On-Call

  5 Lett

  Janitorial Sales Motivation

  6 Jackson

  Janitorial Overseas Call Center

  7 Cook

  Janitorial Assistant Helper, I

  8 Sanderson

  Janitorial Assistant Helper, II
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  days of future passed

  What? None of them are window washers?
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  Biahi

  Data dog, hilarious!! 😀👍🏻
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  phoenixrising

  Tony Morris Fat Elvis impersonator in Vegas.
  
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  tiki

  Politicians...the whole wheedling bunch.
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  Vidiot

  You're all wrong.

  In fact, they already have a gig lined up: