Old people ask ... questions ... no answers

by Lostandfound 24 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • tepidpoultry
    tepidpoultry

    Simon:

    Forget WTS

    I want to leave my money to child eating bears

    :0)

  • Lostandfound
    Lostandfound

    Simon

    TV volume at less than 90%? Why ?

  • sir82
    sir82

    Now where did I leave my #$%# teeth?

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    I'am 75 years old and my husband passed this year. MY question, if I get married to brother delight and the big one comes this year, what will I tell my husband of 55 years after he is resurrected. He and brother delight were good friends, Is it possible to have two husbands in Paradise???I told my husband I will see you in paradise, will he grow younger after he is resurrected, if not forget my question......Brother delight and I will marry next week.

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    "I'm too old to practice self-abuse, but I still think about it. How can I conquer these feelings?"

    DD

  • sparky1
    sparky1

    "I committed adultery a number of years ago and never confessed it. I never was an Elder so can I still get a 'free pass' on my sin?"

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    Questions old people ask, answers that work

    Question: "What is a generation?"

    Answer from the GB : "shut-up and never ask a question again!"

  • smiddy
    smiddy

    How big is this fricken corner that Armageddon is just around ?

    The Bible writer of revelation said Jesus is coming soon , we are now 2000 years later , how soon is soon ?

    The Bible says that in the day Adam and Eve ate the fruit that was forbidden they would die , they didnt ,did God lie ?

    Has Satan been cast as the bad guy when he actually told the truth that Adam and Eve wouldnt die on that day but know good and bad ? as he said .

    Who did David kill with a stone from a slingshot was it Goliath or was it someone else (check your Bible )

  • zeb
    zeb

    L & F.

    Your writing is touching and thoughtful.

  • tepidpoultry
    tepidpoultry

    We already told you Mister Smiddy

    only ONE question

    Now take your prune juice

    AND GO TO BED!!

    :(

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