Describe Yourself.

by SpannerintheWorks 43 Replies latest jw friends

  • SLOAN
    SLOAN

    ROTFLMAO@HEAVEN!!!!!!!!! You are soo funny!!!

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    23 years old, attending college to get a degree in communication arts and literature education. I have about a year left and look forward to graduation. I am painfully average.

  • Xena
    Xena

    *sigh* I am old enough to know a woman never tells her age , a single mother (well kinda the divorce STILL isn't final)of an 8 going on 13 (who INSISTES she is 9) year old daughter, that works for a tile importing company as a professional nagger (aka accounts receivable, credit and collections manager), hhhmmmm I have a cat that will never die (she knows I want a Persian to replace her), a hermit crab that DID die but my daughter refuses to throw out (we have a shrine)...anyone wanna take bets on when it will start to smell???

    lol average joanna...uuummm no anything BUT average girl....you are a unique one of a kind rockin babe...and I am not just saying that so you will pet my pants again although if you wanted to..........

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    Okay first I have to say: Rayzorblade you are adorable, Amanda please take care of yourself! Being sick is a drag!, Heaven you are so funny! I wish my son had an off switch too..LOL, Jo you are anything but average! You are hilarious and so intelligent!, Xena you are too cool in my book! I am a single mom of a 6 going on 50 year old son, work in an art gallery, music lover, book lover, and oh yeah I'm blond so be kind...LOL I'm also 29 so I guess I'm no lady..LOL ~Aztec

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    I'm hot blooded, you can check it and see. Yet and still, Amanda has .2 degrees on me.

  • greven
    greven

    My real name is deleted. I am deleted years old, live in a city called deleted in the region deleted of a tiny country called deleted. My hobbies are deleted, deleted , deleted , and deleted. My family consist of a deleted called deleted, three deleted called deleted, deleted , deleted and deleted, a deleted called deleted and twelve pets called deleted, deleted, deleted, deleted, deleted, deleted, deleted, deleted, deleted, deleted, deleted and deleted.

    My favorite breakfast is deleted. Many people wonder why I am deleted and even more why I make such a fuss about being deleted. Call me crazy but there are things that are just way deleted and plain deleted. Therefore I shall refrain from bothering you about deleted.

    I am inactive and a bit paranoid (did you notice?). I keep looking over my shoulder. My greatest fear: An elder suddenly jumps from behind a bookshelf shouting: "Gotcha!"

    Greven of the deleted-class-of-the-deleted.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    GOTCHA!!!

    ===

    I'm exactly the same as Francoise, a grumpy old fart with a bad attitude and an irony bi-pass .. who you look'n at?!

  • greven
    greven

    AARRRRRRRGGGGGG!!!

    **Runs for cover**

    Greven

  • anti-absolutism
    anti-absolutism

    I'm a 33 year old guy, going through a separation/divorce right now. So shortly I will feel free enough to look elsewhere for some 'lubbing'.....

    I have 4 BEAUTIFUL kids, aged 8,5,4,2. I own a courier service and AFTER my divorce is final I have other business plans to follow through with......

    I'm obsessive compulsive and a perfectionist but since being out of the borg that's getting better.. But seriously, just a regular guy who is trying to learn to love life more and more everyday, now that I know it is up to me and not some old farts in Brooklyn to run my life.

    Oh, and I live in London, Ontario, Canada. And thanks for asking. Brad

  • berylblue
    berylblue

    I am a 47 year old, twice divorced mother of two daughters. DF in 1994. Living in sin with a man who doesn't know one thing about the bible. Nothing. Been sick; getting better slowly. Consequently, I have a painfully boring, low-paying job. I think this time could be pivotal in my life, if I have the courage to allow it to be. I am currently taking a class on stand up comedy and will be performing in a comedy club outside Philadelphia in April. And I am the most passionate ( and least intelligent) AL STEWART fan in the world.

    Berylblue

    "She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running like a watercolor in the rain

    Don't bother asking for explanations, she'll just tell you that she came

    In the Year of the Cat".

    Al Stewart, "Year of the Cat"

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