To those who think the 'left' may be a bit extreme

by RubyTuesday 18 Replies latest social humour

  • RubyTuesday
    RubyTuesday

    (((((email))))Thanks

    I've been busy latley...working a second job.

  • SheilaM
    SheilaM

    Ruby:

    I missed you and your posts

  • RubyTuesday
    RubyTuesday

    Thanks Sheila... I v'e missed ya too!! Hows school??

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    Um...check out this link for the goods on this particular topic:

    http://usmilitary.about.com/library/miljokes/blcomeback.htm?terms=General+Reinwald+

    ol'Rayzorblade

  • LuckyLucy
    LuckyLucy

    Urban legend or not, the point is excellent and you "lefties" know it!!

  • William Penwell
    William Penwell

    The Intelligence of our Presidents
    Bakersville News Service 6-28-01 12:32 PM CST
    by Jennifer L. Borenstein

    The intelligence of our presidents has never been seriously scrutinized at any time in our history until now. There is a widespread perception that President G. W. Bush is not qualified for the position he holds. That increasing awareness by the people has led to a study of the intellectual ability of all presidents for the past fifty years.

    There have been twelve presidents in that time, from F. D. Roosevelt to G. W. Bush. All were rated based on scholarly achievements, writings that they alone wrote, their ability to speak effectively, and a number of psychological factors.

    The conclusions of the study, conducted by an independent think tank located in Scranton, Pennsylvania were surprising. This think tank includes high caliber historians, psychiatrists, sociologists, scientists in human behavior, and psychologists. Among their ranks are Dr. Werner Levenstein, world-renowned sociologist, and Professor Patricia A. Williams, a world-respected psychiatrist. All members of the think tank are experts at being able to detect a person's IQ from the criteria stated earlier.

    After four months of research, these learned men and women have determined the IQs of each president within a range of five percentage points. The IQs listed below are the norms for each president.

    147 Franklin D. Roosevelt (D)
    132 Harry Truman (D)
    122 Dwight D. Eisenhower (R)
    174 John F. Kennedy (D)
    126 Lyndon B. Johnson (D)
    155 Richard M. Nixon (R)
    121 Gerald Ford (R)
    175 James E. Carter (D)
    105 Ronald Reagan (R)
    099 George HW Bush (R)
    182 William J. Clinton (D)
    091 George W. Bush (R)

    The non-partisan researchers who evaluated the twelve presidents determined that the six Republican presidents for the past 50 years had an average IQ of 115.5, with President Nixon having the highest IQ, at 155.

    President G. W. Bush was rated the lowest of all the Republicans with an IQ of 91.

    The six Democrat presidents had IQs with an average of 156, with President Clinton having the highest IQ, at 182. President Lyndon B. Johnson was rated the lowest of all the Democrats with an IQ of 126. The margin of error is plus or minus five percent.

    This study was initiated on February 13, 2001 and completed on June 17, 2001.

    This study validated the widespread feeling of people about the sitting president. President Bush was rated low because of his inability to command the English language, his lack of any scholarly achievements, and an absence of anything authored by him that would reflect an intellectual effort.

  • William Penwell
    William Penwell

    Subject: FW: "Don't misunderestimate George Bush"

    "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." -George W. Bush, Jr.

    "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -George W. Bush, Jr.

    "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

    "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

    "Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94

    "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95

    "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98

    "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93

    "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96

    "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

    "The future will be better tomorrow." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

    "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97

    "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

    "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

    "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

    "Public speaking is very easy." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters in 10/9

    "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican" -Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

    "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr

    "When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame." -George W. Bush, Jr.

    "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96

    "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97

    "For NASA, space is still a high priority." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93

    "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95

    "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

    "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

    "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." -Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

  • Simon
    Simon

    I always find it interesting when people not only express the same opinions but also post from the same PC with the same IP Address:

    kFjSeHB6sQEpF7DH

    Even better when they joined less than half and hour apart

    ... what are the chances !

  • Scully
    Scully

    <high five> to Simon!

    Love, Scully

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