Do Jehovah's Witnesses eat Blood Oranges?

by Elsewhere 26 Replies latest jw friends

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy
    Yes, that was the article that educated Joanna, why she feels the need to go to college heaven knows, all she really needs is this fine publication!

    Amen to that Matty...it'd be a hell of a lot cheaper too!!

    I think I should throw down a stack of watchtowers and awakes on my Dean's desk and DEMAND my diploma...screw Homer, Aristophenes, Plato, Blake, Milton, Shakespeare, Twain, Faulkner...what the hell do they know?

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    This subheading has me ROFLMAO -

    A Fruit to Be Appreciated

    Imagine somebody handed you a slip of paper with that phrase written on it, and they told you that it was a subheading in a magazine article. Then they asked you to guess what magazine it came from. JW's and X's would know without a second thought.

  • santacruzchick
    santacruzchick

    Lol, I just ate a blood orange a few minutes before reading this.

  • Solace
    Solace

    LMAO,

    You never know, this could be their next forbidden fruit.

    Personally, I say eat the bloody thing.

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    LOL at Heaven !

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    You know, after scanning through that Awake article it just makes you appreciate the cutting edge journalism on display. What a fine example of taking a controversial topic and looking at every nuance and detail. Now that they've explored the dangerous world of blood oranges maybe they'll next tell us why the Western Hemisphere is the best damn hemisphere on the planet.

  • Solace
    Solace

    Xjw, :)

    Tex,

    Yeah, too bad they dont spend as much time doing research on the effects of abuse, shunning, and refusing medical procedures as they do on produce.

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