Jay Leno on dubs

by Nathan Natas 22 years ago 10 Replies latest 22 years ago social humour

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  Nathan Natas 22 years ago

  Jay Leno: "Over in Iraq right now, we're dropping millions and millions of leaflets out of small planes to the people there. I hope this doesn't give the Jehovah Witnesses in this country any ideas."

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  Matty 22 years ago

  Jay Leno: "Why does Hannibal Lecter like to eat Jehovah's Witnesses?

  ...Free delivery."

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  obiwan 22 years ago

  I'll bet this was brought up once or twice.

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  DanTheMan 22 years ago

  The WT seems to be more sophisticated in their methods. I believe they now have 'smart bombs' that automatically target laundromats, leaving a stack of 10-20 magazines upon detonation. LOL

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  obiwan 22 years ago

  DanTheMan LOL!! Probably have the unmanned flying drones! LOL

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  Nathan Natas 22 years ago

  YES! If the Catholic Church can have the flying nun, the WTS should have flying dub drones.

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  rocketman 22 years ago

  good one mr. leno.

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  TresHappy 22 years ago

  Through the years Jay Leno has told some really good JW jokes. Johnny Carson was better, you could tell he thoroughly disliked them and was always good at slamming them. I miss Johnny - funny guy!

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  ColdRedRain 22 years ago

  The irony of witnesses having smart bombs is astounding.

  It's like the French having a medal of bravery.

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  berylblue 22 years ago

  So help me with my comedy routine.

  I talk about how when my first husband left me, I didn't know what to do with myself so I became one of Jehovah's Witnesses. Being an ex-Catholic, I got confused at times. I'd knock on people's doors to invite them to Bingo.

  Any other ideas?
  
  Beryl

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