Jay Leno on dubs

by Nathan Natas 10 Replies latest social humour

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Jay Leno: "Over in Iraq right now, we're dropping millions and millions of leaflets out of small planes to the people there. I hope this doesn't give the Jehovah Witnesses in this country any ideas."

  • Matty
    Matty

    Jay Leno: "Why does Hannibal Lecter like to eat Jehovah's Witnesses?

    ...Free delivery."

  • obiwan
    obiwan

    I'll bet this was brought up once or twice.

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    The WT seems to be more sophisticated in their methods. I believe they now have 'smart bombs' that automatically target laundromats, leaving a stack of 10-20 magazines upon detonation. LOL

  • obiwan
    obiwan

    DanTheMan LOL!! Probably have the unmanned flying drones! LOL

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    YES! If the Catholic Church can have the flying nun, the WTS should have flying dub drones.

  • rocketman
    rocketman

    good one mr. leno.

  • TresHappy
    TresHappy

    Through the years Jay Leno has told some really good JW jokes. Johnny Carson was better, you could tell he thoroughly disliked them and was always good at slamming them. I miss Johnny - funny guy!

  • ColdRedRain
    ColdRedRain

    The irony of witnesses having smart bombs is astounding.

    It's like the French having a medal of bravery.

  • berylblue
    berylblue

    So help me with my comedy routine.

    I talk about how when my first husband left me, I didn't know what to do with myself so I became one of Jehovah's Witnesses. Being an ex-Catholic, I got confused at times. I'd knock on people's doors to invite them to Bingo.

    Any other ideas?

    Beryl

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