I recieved this as an email...I thought it too good to not share...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his
weight, found it somewhat below normal, and asked if the baby was
breast fed
or bottle fed.
"Breast fed," she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts for a
while in
a detailed, rigorously thorough examination. Motioning to her to get
dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have
any
milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."