Apostacy 101 - Accurate knowledge

by unclebruce 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Apostasy 101 Lesson 10, Part 1 – Accurate Knowledge

    Accurate information is error free.

    Jehovah’s earthly representatives, the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society, proudly boast that they are the sole distributor of “the accurate knowledge of truth.” They bombard their readership to the edge of sanity that they alone are the font of all human and heavenly wisdom about life, death, the history of the universe and any other subject you care to mention.

    Typically blinkered by religious fanaticism, Jehovah’s Witnesses deem that “zealously preaching and teaching” about their belief system is the only game in town. In fact, to a “loyal brother or sister”, “the truth”, as dispensed by the “faithful and discreet slave”, really is the only thing worthy of more than a moments thought. The Society’s mantra “we have accurate knowledge of truth” has been used ad nauseoum as a buffer to free and independent thought and to lull the minds of the halled masses into a false sense of peace and security and acts as a neuron circuit breaker in severing any connection a drones brain may attempt at connecting with the possibility of any “truth” being elsewhere.

    Overcoming the ingrained “we have accurate knowledge” barrier is not an easy thing for a Jehovah’s Witness but the situation is not as hopeless it appears. There is a great flaw in W.B.T.S reasoning here. For something to be accurate it must be free of error. By filling their literature with inaccurate and twisted views on just about every subject they venture a view on the Brooklyn Bible Scholars have build countless inherently incendiary devices into their system of things. Often the only thing standing between a JW and freedom is a little thought bomb not extinguished quickly enough. The bomb goes off, a chain reaction is created and hey presto - the balloon goes up, the veil is lifted, the blinkers come off , the “new personality over layer” receeds and a new life comes into being. J

    Branch Overseer, young pioneer, old sister trudging about reporting her 40 hours a month for 40 years and 40 days, it makes no difference, like the sultan that broke the camels back, once ones brain can’t compute another inaccuracy in “the truth” the foundations crumble and the towering edifice of lies comes crashing down. New relationships are formed, people rediscover thier families and build new and lasting friendships based on who they really are. Ahhh don't ya love a good rescue and release program!

    let'n 'em go, unclebruce

    Homework:

    1) Identify an example of an inaccurate statement in the Watchtower magazine that leads to an inaccurate conclusion. (e.g.: false premise; “outside are the dogs” Revelation it’s grand climax at hand page 314. Leading to the false inference; stay inside

    2) Referring to page 75 of the WBTS book “Revelation it’s grand climax at hand”, explain why, in Papua/New Guinea, Jehovah is often called “big toe God belong sky”.

    “It is wrong always, everywhere and for anyone to believe anything on insufficient evidence.” W.K.Clifford.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    ahhh sweet, this'n posted .. nyuk nyuk nyaaaah!

    uncle muck'n with wordz

  • gumby
    gumby

    New relationships are formed, people rediscover thier families and build new and lasting friendships based on who they really are. Ahhh don't ya love a good rescue and release program!

    Are you trying to start a relationship with me again?

    Nice to see you survived your drunken saterday night pub bouncing ( or whatever they call it there ), and decided to join the rest of us......ya drunken old bastard!

    Gumby

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    now listen here gumboot .. behave yourself. I'm watch'n you! (saw that piece you wrote about early christianity and Mithra - good stuff)

    unrelated uncle

    accurate knowledge of beer in Australia -

    green cans = southwark bitter

    red cans= melbourne bitter

    blue cans = tooheys light

    gold cans = carlton premium

    yellow cans = emu lager

    brown cans = abos bum

    whitecans = budweiser hey - how'd that get in here!

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    Is this going to be in the test?

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    bend over hippi!! ... thhhhhwwwwack!!!

  • greven
    greven

    LMAO!

    Good post Uncle! It often is the material itself that leads to a red flag going up. As a kid I started to look into the proof provided for not celebrating anniversaries and saw huge cracks in their arguments. This started my exodus from the borg.

    Greven

    PS how about Heineken?

  • Maverick
    Maverick

    unclebruce, When can I sign up to take this class? You sure have a way with words. I bet you can sing too! Yours, Maverick

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Oh no, not that! Maverick, for heaven's sake, don't ask unc to sing! He'll be giving us a rendition of "We're Jehovah's Witlesses" next!!

    Cheers, Ozzie

  • blackout
    blackout

    We always celebrated anniversaries. Do you mean birthdays perhaps?

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