I used to wonder what it would be like if every single loony in the cong was all assigned to the same book study..
Be careful what you wish for as that happened in a hall I attended and my dad was assigned to take the group.
We had 'Dame Edna Everage and her bumbling husband.
Simon, who thought he was gods gift to women and his frumpy wife.
'Dangerous Dave' a constantly sweating drug addict who beat his Pam Ayres type wife whenever the mood took him.
Brother Jim a dead ringer for Basil Fawlty in looks and behaviour.
Scotch Sister Franny who thought the elders and the cong were like the social services and should be feeding, providing and decorating for her constantly.
Her son Colin. The most spoilt brat kid you have ever encountered.
Dame Edna's son was a big hulking bully. He worked my little brother Martin over really badly - I retaliated and really duffed him up.
His dad approached my dad after the book study. He said to my dad, "Martin has been badly attacked!:
My dad said 'That's awful. is he ok?' He said 'No, he's not ok, and it was your oldest son that attacked him..'
I said, 'Yeh. because he beat my little brother up - look at him!!'
Blood was running down my little brothers face.
My dad said 'Did you beat Dame Edna's son up?' I replied 'Yes I did, and if comes near my little brother again I will really smash his face in, and his cretin dad's too!!'
Dame Edna's husband grabbed his son, muttered something incomprehensible and beat a hasty retreat.
Yes, the book study, peace and love and all that man!!