Sentinel
I'm a bitch--a female canine. (yes, a dog...) I don't bite unless you hurt me, and I'm housebroken. I don't slober over everything. I'm loyal, friendly, dependable, and good around kids. Definitely not a poodle. More like a cockerspaniel.
Just be glad you don't live with Room 215 - your urine will be coming out of your ears!