Greetings, Gourmands of the Forum!
I agree with Garfield, but mayo comes in a close second.
Slathering my pasta with an inch of Best Foods Real Mayonnaise (Hellman's, East of the Rockies) is close to heaven for me. Problem is, I'm of stocky Mediterranean ethnicity.
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