More Watchtower and Awakes are printed every month,than any other magazine on the planet..So I asked..How many forests does god need you to mindlessly cut down,to save the world?..They said all of them,god needs the money..Then they ex-communicated me for thinking...OUTLAW
HELP! My comedy routine has to be complete in two days...
by berylblue 14 Replies latest social humour
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berylblue
I used to be a Jehovah's Witness. They kicked me out and shunned me. They said I wasn't annoying enough at the doors.
ALL your suggestions were great, but this one is a winner.
Thanks so much.
Beryl
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SheilaM
I use to be a Jehovah's witness but I was exommunicated because when I was told to go door's, I thought they said Whore and well ...
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minimus
ala Rodney Dangerfield: I get no respect....I tried to rejoin the Jehovah's Witnesses after I got kicked out and they told ME, to get off their property or else they were gonna call the police...I just get no respect......
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Swan
ALL your suggestions were great, but this one is a winner
Glad I could help BerylBlue. So tell us, how did it go? I hope you had them rolling in the aisles.
Outlaw and SheliaM, LOL!
Minimus! ROFL! You get my respect. That was funny!
Tammy