You might be a Jehovah's Witness if.......

Sour Grapes

You might be a Jehovah's Witness if, to not feel guilty on Saturday morning, you ride in a car with a group of adults driving in circles around town taking turns to get out one at a time to knock on a door that you hoped no one would answer.

You might be a JW if going on vacation meant going to a summer regional or district assembly where you did not need to pack shorts, tennis shoes, or tank tops.

You might be a JW if for lunch at the summer convention you and your family ate breakfast food from the Holiday Inn where you are staying for the summer assembly.

You might be a JW if the first thing that you think about when waking up in the morning is that it is meeting night.

You might be a JW if you introduce a person to another JW, not by the person's name by as my Bible study.

You might be a JW if you don't celebrate Christmas but will take the money from your employer to not come to work so that you can celebrate it.

ToesUp

.....if you preach Christ like love and act like a Pharisee!

gone for good

... if you suddenly shun people who you claim to love - for no discernible reason.

stuckinarut2

If you see a bag and think "that would be a good field service bag"

Pete Zahut

You might be a Jehovah‘s witness if you claim to be a Bible student whose main goal is to spread God‘s word throughout the world yet you spend hours standing silently by a literature cart that contains no bibles.

Wasanelder Once

...if you are afraid to be found out to be a pillow hugger!