Pat Robertson makes one last ''doomsday prediction''

by RULES & REGULATIONS 18 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • RULES & REGULATIONS
    RULES & REGULATIONS

    Pat Roberston,92, comes out of his million dollar mansion ( which his loyal followers paid for ) to continue his doomsday prediction. Pat needs to make one last appearance to show his followers he was right all along. After all his failed predictions on his ''700 CLUB,'' Pat needs to show his followers that this ''doomsday prediction'' is a Bible prophecy. This doomsday predication might bail him out of his slump in ''false predictions,'' before he dies.

    His 92 year old oxygen starved brain tells him that God is compelling Russian President Vladimir Putin to attack Ukraine and use Ukraine as a staging ground to prepare for the ''end times'' invasion of Israel.

    Pat Robertson ends with, '' Watch what's going to happen next. You read the Bible because it's coming to pass.''

    Pat your end will be here sooner than the ''end times''! Pat, go back in hiding before you get caught scamming old grandma's money!

  • Biahi
    Biahi

    The “end” is soon…for Pat Robertson.

  • jhine
    jhine

    Never heard of the bloke .

    Jan

  • ScenicViewer
    ScenicViewer

    "Never heard of the bloke."

    He was a very popular TV evangelist in the US, now retired. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggart were popular at about the same time, also from the US. I actually thought that Robertson has passed, but he is 92 now.

  • Mum
    Mum

    jhine: Pat Robertson actually ran for President! Televangelists scam Americans for huge sums of money, money that could make a huge difference in the lives of the homeless and poor. There are so many of them, too, some more well known than others. In addition to the ones already mentioned, there are Joyce Meyer, Joel Osteen (who lives in a multimillion dollar mansion), Creflo Dollar, Kenneth Copeland, and that's just scratching the surface.

    One might think Americans are stupid or something!

  • jonahstourguide
    jonahstourguide

    Apparently, at this very time, there's a group of eight televangelists claiming to be gods spokespersons, with eight million contributing followers also living in a multi million dollar complex in America somewhere.


    jtg

  • Disillusioned JW
    Disillusioned JW

    When Pat Robertson ran for the Republican party nomination for USA President he won one caucus state election. The year he ran Jessie Jackson (an ultra progressive candidate) ran for the Democratic party nomination for USA President and Jackson won multiple states.

  • HappyDad
    HappyDad

    If you watch and listen to a dozen different TV evangelists (charlatans), you will hear a dozen different interpretations of the scriptures. They all put their own swing on what they quote from the Bible.

  • TonusOH
    TonusOH

    What a life. Enjoy money, power, influence, and adoration of millions for giving sermons and pandering to the crowd. Then retire and live a life of luxury into your early 90s (and possibly long after), knowing that you'll get the best medical care that money can buy and that you'll probably die in comfort, surrounded by friends and relatives right to the last moment. Best of all, you won't be around to see it all crumble as the fight for your fortune turns messy.

    Televangelists are the original Twitch streamers.

  • Davros
    Davros

    I wonder if he still eats his Age-Defying Protein Pancakes?

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