Yet they are hounding people to waste money on a tablet they cannot figure out how to use for field circus. An ice cream cone costs quite little. A Crapple iPad costs something like 200 to 500 ice cream cones, depending on which model--yet they insist on Crapple. The Samsung and Dell equivalents, using Android and with equivalent capacities, cost maybe 50 to 100 fewer ice cream cones. Plus, data plans--some of those data plans add another 25 to 40 ice cream cones per month in cost.
Telling children they cannot have any fun because the money is for the Worldwide Damnation Fund, yet insisting everyone buy an expensive iPad (instead of a better Android system) seems a waste. Maybe they are starting to enact their ban on entertainment--you know, the one they buried under so much verbiage in a resolution in 2006 and no one even realizes it. And, if you are not so inclined, you should not be wasting money on a tablet you are probably going to get little to no utility out of. If you do want a tablet, get the one best matched for what you need it for, not what the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger wants you to get.