Ozzie's Weekend Poll #43

by ozziepost 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    G'day all,

    How's your weekend going? Mrs Ozzie and I have spent a very happy time with friends from the Australian Navy and enjoyed a fine meal at a really fine Vietnamese restaurant up "in the big smoke". What were we drinking? A red, of course! A wine with an intriguing name: "Annie's Lane". The wine was a Cabernet Merlot. That name again! Not a shiraz!!! Anyway, more of that later. For now, we're feeling "mellow" and just in the mood for sharing in this weekend's poll.

    This weekend's poll is somewhat different. The early posters get to write the questions!!!!! I'll start it off, and you can continue. OK?

    So, here we go; this weekend's question is:


    What are ten things you learned from the WTS?

    1. Armageddon was coming in 1975.

    2. Millions now living will never die.

    3. The generation that saw 1914 will definitely probably maybe see Armageddon.

    over to you

    OK, what's your entries?

    Enjoy.

    Cheers, Ozzie

  • TheSilence
    TheSilence

    if i did not do everything they taught or said, god would kill me.

    jackie

  • Dansk
    Dansk

    4. Don't bother getting an education, you won't need it!

    5. Don't bother getting married and having children. Concentrate on serving Jehovah as time is short

  • blondie
    blondie

    7. Obedient Christians must obey abusive husbands and fathers.

    8. If elders make serious mistakes, they will not be counseled or adjusted, after all they are imperfect men.

    9. From the CO, good Christians must believe the end is coming in 1975.

    Blondie

  • foreword
    foreword

    The real definition of the word "soon"

  • Dansk
    Dansk

    Er, Blondie, what comes after 5?

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    The whole non-JW world is a grand scheme of Satan, designed to keep people from getting "accurate knowledge of the truth".

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Progress report

    1. Armageddon was coming in 1975.

    2. Millions now living will never die.

    3. The generation that saw 1914 will definitely probably maybe see Armageddon.

    4. if i did not do everything they taught or said, god would kill me.

    5. Don't bother getting an education, you won't need it!

    6. Don't bother getting married and having children. Concentrate on serving Jehovah as time is short

    7. Obedient Christians must obey abusive husbands and fathers.

    8. If elders make serious mistakes, they will not be counseled or adjusted, after all they are imperfect men.

    9. From at CO, good Christians must believe the end is coming in 1975.

    10. The real definition of the word "soon"

    11. The whole non-JW world is a grand scheme of Satan, designed to keep people from getting "accurate knowledge of the truth".
    Will the list get past the Top Ten? Will it be the Top Twenty?
    Stay tuned.
    Cheers, Ozzie
  • BadJerry
    BadJerry

    here's a good one for you Ozzie

    "don't plan for retirement by saving any money for it, because you won't need it."

    boy have we seen a lot of the older ones still having to work to make those car payments that take them out in service.

    from Imanaliento logging on to hubby's ID

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    The only rule more important than the written rule,is the unwritten rule..The unwritten rule,rules,and is enforced by fools...OUTLAW

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