by LDH 43 Replies latest jw friends
*LOL* Big T...I was going to suggest pillowy goodness...*LOL*
No, not calling your mother becuz it hurts is not a fault...Al least you know where your own personal comfort zone..Don't be guilted by the failure of others in regards dealing with you and showing the love they somehow forget how to exercise.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
that's right, gross me out Sheila!
anal and teeth in the same sentence ... please!
faulty bruce
:::
now where's Lisa ..
Well I got the impression from TeeJay that I can come across as supercilious; that I don't think I have any faults. So for the sake of posterity, I am herewithin listing all of my faults (that I know about, LOL).
Don't worry about TJ, the ol' trucker's got enough trouble with a fault or three of 'is own without pick'n on a lovely girl like you .. why i oughta!
So for the sake of posterity, I am herewithin listing all of my faults (that I know about, LOL).
ooo this could get real kinky
I frequently don't explain my thoughts thoroughly; I'm in a rush and just try to write down what I'm thinking at the moment. This leads to unclear reasoning when others read my words; on more than one occasion, I'll admit.
You call that a fault? LOL - gee, hardly anyone understands a ngnulk i say. .... NEXT
I'm too quick with the sarcasm. (And I'm waaaaaaay better than I used to be, imagine that)
fantastic!!
I sometimes disappear for months on end with no explanation, even though I need to be in touch with people. (SORRY) Believe me, the past six months have been some of the hardest of my life. A lot going on that I can't always share in a public forum. Again, sorry
You're a brick Lisa (that's a compliment)
I usually root for the underdog. Call it empathy, whatever. I know what it feels like to be odd man out.
Hey these aren't faults at all! (i think i'm falling in love)
My buttons are easily pushed by rude people when in public. Luckily, I have been crazier than the offender and can back people down rather easily, LOL, and send them running wondering What the HELL just happened?!?!? Hopefully I'll be over this stage by the time I meet a rude asshole who carries a Smith and Wesoon.
Oh that's it, i'm smitten and western .. will you marry me (... please!
I suffer from Paradise Complex. Although I was inactive by the time I was 27, it took another three years to realize there was no paradise on the horizon, and I was responsible for a financially secure future. I still struggle with this one, I guess if I had been an adult in 1975 I'm one of those who would've bought a palace while smugly thinking I'd never have to pay for it.
Oh, i have a paradise earth
I wear my emotions on my sleeve. (although I don't think of this as a fault, it certain situation it can get me into trouble.)
Very nice - me too - everyone should put their emotions on their sleeves where we can all see 'em lol.
I'm down to 20 pounds over my pre-pregnancy weight and DAMMIT it will not come off.
Well, that weight's definitely not on yer head so it doesn't bother me LOL
My talents
You mean there's more?
I think on my feet.
that's nothing - i thought on a uni-cycle once
II have extreme perception of people, from the first minute I meet them.
oooo that must hurt LOL
Hard work doesn't bother me
Hasn't bothered me much lately either .. i must get off this bloody machine!
I'm OK with not having other people's approval, chalk this up to being an outsider JW kid and NEVER getting approval. Even at the KH, nothing you do is ever enough. So I got over this one really early.
wow .. be still my beating heart ... thump thump thump
I have the tenacity of a pit-bull; I don't always bite but when I do I can clamp on like a sumbitch.
ROTFL aw geez LOLOL
I'm a great parent and I don't have to hit my kid or scare the shit out of them about dying at Armegeddon to do it.
ditto! (we're close to a perfect match here :)
I am a very good and loyal friend. Trust me, I am someone you would want in your corner.
in the corner eh? .. mmm alright ..:)
I'm politically savvy on the job; I know when to open my mouth and when to keep it shut. Partly because of this, I get great opportunities. I manage people with College Degrees, even though I don't have mine completed yet.
~~some day my princess will come .. ~~~ o where are we...
I'm a ton of fun to be around; I can be the life of the party without too much effort and I guarantee you will laugh your bum off.
~~~~sigh~~~~~
Not too proud to admit I am wrong.
now - you just gotta say yes!
... seriously Lisa - thanks for posting this, you are one attractive woman.
Lee
anal and teeth in the same sentence ... please!
Uncle Bruce: Sorry about that lil slip there
Big Tex and Valis: Thanks, I guess I get so guilt tripped by my oldest sister but you know she was raised by another Mother (not really ya know) I was born 13 years AFTER she was and I got the valium Mother that took her anger on my Father (he had a problem with women ANY women ya know) out on me. If I kept all the aplogy notes I could cover all the outside and inside of my house. I always tried to love the good things that I remember about my Mom but my siblings think that we were raised exactly the same but it's not true. They were gone by the time I was 9 and it was a whole different world and I could go NO where because she was lonely etc. She has alzheimer's and it makes it that much harder and I just hate being ripped apart when I call and spending months puting myself back together piece by piece...<hmmm there may be a poem in that line folks>
(((((thanks for not guilt tripping me )))))))))
(((((thanks for not guilt tripping me )))))))))
Hey, that's what it's all about. I believe we're all on this little mudball together. We can either help each and all benefit or wither and blow away.
By the way, I see similarities between your mother and mine. Only in reverse. I left first, and my sisters didn't/wouldn't believe my mother and father were as obnoxious as they really were. Family dynamics are a helluva thing.
Faults
Crap I lost my post - I'll try again in a minute
All my faults, hmmmmmmmm, this could be a long thread.
I. I'm impatient with adults who should know better
but
2. I'm patient with children and older people and people who are foreign-speaking.
1. Because people disappoint me so often I tend to shut myself off emotionally.
but
2. But I try again with new people because some of us are trustworthy.
1. I am fairly smart, if that can be measured, 146 IQ, but it does not help me in emotional challenges. I can quickly understand math, physics but not when what to say to an abusive friend.
But I will be there to help with all my resources material or emotional when anyone is threated or abused.
It's as if no one could help me in the past, I will not let that be the case today.
Faults
Hate housework
I never put CD' & DVD's back in the right boxes - just grap the first empty one to hand ( although this is more of a pet peeve Simon has about me, doesnt bother me at all)
Too sensitive and get upset too easily
Sometimes get impatient when I'm tired
Sometimes feel insecure about myself and the way I look
I also only cook when I feel like it
I also leave my assignments to the last minute (should be doing one now)
Rubbish at maths
Dont eat properly - tend to snack a lot
I worry about everything and anything
Good Stuff
Good listener
Good at organising things
Always do my best for my family
Faults Married To SimonAnhgharad!
Hate houseworkI never put CD' & DVD's back in the right
Sincerely,
District Overbeer of the 'Fault Finding" class
LOL Valis
Forum went weird as I was trying to edit ... now I came back and edited my post before I noticed the Married to Simon comment that YOU added, now it looks like I removed it
*LOL* Angs...mission accomplished! *LOL*
Sincerely,
District Overbeer of the "Casting Aspersions" class
