My wife and I have done the sex shops a few times. When we go in we tend to enjoy acting a little goofy and laugh a lot. By the way, in searching for the ultimate toy for my wife I discovered the Hitachi Magic Wand was the preferred toy for most ladies once they had tried it so I bought it for the wifey and she agrees, nothing shes tried even comes close.
I'm Naughty
by Sabin 66 Replies latest jw friends
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stan livedeath
has your wife tried a Dyson ? -
SecretSlaveClass
Stan:
LOL! Don't give her ideas, she reads this forum!
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cognac
Stan - what's that? -
cognac
I'm reading that as sex with a vacuum cleaner.... Is that correct? -
LoveUniHateExams
@Cognac
Yes, Dyson is a powerful vacuum cleaner.
That line was pretty funny - I'm in the silent area of my uni's library and a burst out laughing!
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cognac
LoveUni- hmmmmm..... Not sure how that plays out exactly but I'm talking to the bf about it immediately, lol. -
stan livedeath
you youngsters still have a lot to learn -
Sabin
OMG! what have I started, I said naughty not XXX rated. There's a big difference in sucking the cream off a frappie & buying a butt plug. LOL.
Katewild, I like the word naughty, it's kinda sweet but not bad.
LUHE, what about cling film, would that count as weird?
I' ve heard about these egg things that are supposed to be good for the pelvic floor, some vibrate apparently & you can get them with a remote control. Can you believe that? you can keep it in your bag & change the bloody speed. I'm not sure how I feel about that, what if they got stuck. I watched this sex programme & they said that the muscles in your bum suck things up, that's why they have so many people in hospital every year with carrots or parsnips stuck up their arses, WTF! I cant actually believe what people do. I tell you what it makes one think twice if you get invited to dinner & they cook a roast.
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cognac
Sabin - you should have known we'd run with this... 😂😂😂😂
Never heard of the egg thing. It goes in your bum? Wouldn't it have some sort of cord so that it wouldn't get stuck?
I'm of the opinion that you should at least try things once. What if there's something to it and your missing out on what you don't know?