Wanted: King of the North

by metatron 16 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  metatron

  Employment Opportunity for Aggressive Candidate

  "King of the North" needed to fufill fading hopes of apocalyptic cult.

  Applicant should be aggressive, willing to discipline actions to pre-recorded

  prophecy and able to assume risk of total destruction by most heavily armed

  military power in history of earth. Position will entail entire responsibility of

  bringing about Great Tribulation to satisfy fantasies of elderly sect leadership.

  For further information, please contact Ciro "UN" Aulicino at Watchtower Bible

  and Tract Society.

  We are an equal opportunity employer.

  metatron
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  xjw_b12

  Metatron HAHAHAHAHAHA.........that's good.

  I'm from Canada, I think this in some way may qualify. but I shudder at the " satisfy fantasies of elderly sect leadership. " CREEPY
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  Matty

  LOL!!! Love it!

  Ahem... an additional vacancy in connection with above:

  A Publication Disposal Operative is required by The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society to eradicate all remaining copies of the book "Your Will Be Done On Earth". Due to rapid change in world-wide conditions we require an enthusiastic person to locate all remaining copies of this book and dispose of them accordingly.
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  blondie

  I will also note that the Your Will Be Done Book has also been removed from the latest WT-CD (2001). This makes 2 books, including the Babylon the Great book that is being eased out of the JW memory.

  Blondie
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  OUTLAW

  Wanted:King of the North.....Metatron,It`s stiil pretty early up here.It better be important..What do you want?...OUTLAW King of the Great White North..
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  Valis

  *LOL* metatron...I thought OUTLAW was King O' The North?

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer "Minor Prince of The Dirty South" class
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  NeonMadman

  I find it interesting that the recently-abandoned interpretation of the "King of the North" and the "King of the South" by the WTS involved the fulfillment of those two positions by world powers who were almost invariably referred to as "the East" and "the West," respectively.

  Wouldn't you think that, for a power to fit the title, "King of the North," it would have to have some quality of "Northness" associated with it? Otherwise, why not call it, the "king of the East"?
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  Valis

  OUTLAW are you stalking me or am I stalking you?

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  RunningMan

  You might want to specify under "educational requirements", that any form of higher education is unnecessary and in fact, frowned upon.
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  cruzanheart

  Every 28 days I could be the Queen of the North.

  Nina (of the Don't-Mess-With-The-PMS class)