In sophomore year we took a trip to some artsy town in Pennyslvania; the name escapes me. At one point, the teacher stood up and said, "We are going to now pass by the point in the Delaware where George Washington crossed this river.
At that moment, I looked out the window and saw this tiny little stream. I blurted out, "He needed a boat to cross THAT?"
Literally one second later, the Delaware came into view. Definitely boat-worthy.
I was so embarrassed.
Rosemarie