Positions

by Phil 23 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • blacksheep
    blacksheep

    Oh, and just a fine point. If you're a Living Mass Murderer who's studying to WT publications with a recognized elder, then that moves you up dozens of slots. (I kid you not, there WAS a living mass murderer who was studying with the elders...maybe an JW legend...but, obviously it's possible. So they probably deserve their own category.) You know, a heck of a lot is forgiven when you pretend to be interested in the WTS..

  • Joyzabel
    Joyzabel

    ROTFLMAO!!!

    I have a new admiration for you Uncle Bruce!

    j2bf of the #100 class

  • ApagaLaLuz
    ApagaLaLuz

    Man, I thought this was going to be a naughty thread

    Chevy of the 'under-sexed, therefore I feel the need to make everything offcolor' class

  • heathen
    heathen

    LMAO @ unclebruce. You forgot the congregation snitch class. I think this one belongs just under elders ass so they can't miss kissing it.

  • DJ
    DJ

    Thanks Uncle Bruce for the laugh! It puts it all into a hysterical perspective..

  • Phil
    Phil

    Unclebruce:

    I guess I asked a silly question. Believe it or not , I am serious in getting the answers to what I would call a simple question. I do appreciate your hilarious response though.

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    Unclebruce, I was in the fit of stitches over here reading that post.

    I couldn't read for the tears of laughter that filled my eyes.

  • ESTEE
    ESTEE

    Sheesh! UncleBruce....

    I don't see Jezebel listed anywhere...

    Guess I just don't belong...

    I mean... Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! <jumping up and down with joy and peals of laughter>

    ESTEE

  • Gamaliel
    Gamaliel

    I laughed...I cried...I cried uncle.

    That was hilarious, unclebruce.

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    This list was compiled by focus, not Unclebruce, for those who missed the credit Unclebruce gave.

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