by Focus 16 Replies latest jw friends
A reliable source (other than the National Enquirer, that is) has reported that JW Venus Williams has been spotted in public passionately kissing an older male called "Frankie" outside a mall near Palm Beach Gardens, Florida, and then getting into a car with him. The couple met at the art institute of Fort Lauderdale...
Is this chaste behavior as required by the Watchtower?
How long before the 20-year old gets the chop?
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Focus
("Bringing God's People into DISREPUTE" Class)
focus this is a cause for concern, if she'd gotten into bed with jimmy swaggart in california to dodge a few unsavory tax laws, thereby stumbling the entire brotherhood (bloodguilt) maybe we could forgive her, but not passionate kissing in a public place in florida. goo.
mmm maybe she'd read my post on kissing in the dating forum and got carried away?
AN OLDER MAN .......OH MY HOPE IT WAS'NT AN ELDUH
Focus,
The real question is, how long will it be before the 20 year old gets Frankie's-Furter, and how long will Frankie's-Furter be?
I know I know, my mind is in the gutter right now.
yeah, goo's is too, isn't it goo?
Sorry but who is Venus Williams
is she famous or something?
Jez,
She's my great grandmother who begat my mother by marriage to a not so honourable man who left her on the midnight train and was never heard of again. And my mother, stranded at midnight wandered into a bar and - shame on me - was assaulted by fifty cowboys but lived to tell the tale, but she parted with a tennis raquet as gift for not going to the police. But Venus, my greatgrandmother, lived to be two hundred and won a great number of hearts going out with older men who thought she was Mother Theresa or something close. So maybe I'm a bastard of sorts, but Granny Venus Williams says not to mind the rumour mill ....
I must put my hand up and say that it was me with Venus. I was visiting
the States and heard that she liked older men, so I called her and offered
to show her my racket. Afterwards we studied a Watchtower to show that
we were repentant. Next time I want to have a go at mixed doubles with
her sister!
It must be because spring is in the air. Every topic turns to sex lately. I am still shaking my head over this. Wait, oops this topic started out with sex, Sorry, you may continue
wendy(of the keeping this a "G" rated board class)heehee
Fokus,
now wade-a-minit... aren't we going to give our sister the benefit of the doubt?
"Frankie" could be her long lost half-brother,
and they both could have some Italian blood in them,
and he could've had a fainting spell, being old and all,
and she could've just been administering resuscitation,
and then could've been driving him to the hospital emergency room.
Now, SEE how these viscous, I mean vicious rumours get started about jehovah-Of-The-WT's Klean organization?!?
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