by jhine 25 Replies latest social humour
As non of you Scrooges seem to want to wish anyone else Merry Christmas , l thought that l would drop in and wish you all
Merry Christmas , Happy Holidays , Feliz Navidad , Joyeux Noel , and Throw Another Shrimp on The Barbie Sheila .
Why did the turkey want to join the band , because he had the drumsticks , boom boom .
Come on you all must have equally cringe worthy jokes to add .
Jan
throw another shrimp on the barbie sheila
Hey,....thanks so much,....''Right back at ya''
Who has sharp teeth and carries a sack?
Santa Jaws.
merry crimbo all you lot.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
"It's Christmas Eve!"
Groan....Sorry about that
George
Check this Aussie sketch out 'How Santa Claus Got His Job' ...
Part 1 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l93NrjYltig
Part 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpjLg1y3wbY
Merry Christmas everybody!
Merry Christmas - tis the delirium of the season! It's beautiful but so much busy fun/love it!
Someone complained about me when I asked them what they were doing over the Xmas holidays.
"Christmas! Pagan! Can't use that word."
So I said why do you use the days of the week since they are all named after pagan deities?
Hypocrisy gets me annoyed.
So I said why do you use the days of the week since they are all named after pagan deities?
I know right? Just like they can't say "good LUCK", but it's just fine to say "FORTUNately". 😐 Same thing!
But back on topic:
Santa asked, "What's that noise on the roof?" Mrs. Clause replied, "That's the rain, dear."
