Ok, I left JW's a week and a half ago saying I was moving to a Congregation in Melbourne for a job there. When really I was moving across the city taking a chick with me to live with her (to be near the job). My cong thinks I moved to Melbourne.
Here's the good part. I gave them an address in Melbourne to send my records.....address was a friend place! He got it in the post this morning.
The Great Kingdom Hall Robbery!