The Apostle AK is signing off...for now.

by TheApostleAK 26 Replies latest jw friends

  • TheApostleAK
    TheApostleAK

    Ok, I left JW's a week and a half ago saying I was moving to a Congregation in Melbourne for a job there. When really I was moving across the city taking a chick with me to live with her (to be near the job). My cong thinks I moved to Melbourne.

    Here's the good part. I gave them an address in Melbourne to send my records.....address was a friend place! He got it in the post this morning.

    The Great Kingdom Hall Robbery!

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Good one AK,

    Thanks for sharing. We need all the good news and cult resisting ideas we can get. Now I'm wondering if I know your lady friend (it's a small world and I have a heap of relies over there - we could end up being related ... BROTHER

    best wishes, unclebruce

    PS: I took a chick interstate but was already married to her. (we should have eloped 6 years earlier - first ideas are often the best)

    PSS: I can handle Stephanus and his bro - don't you you you worry about that!

  • TheApostleAK
    TheApostleAK

    Uncle Bruce: This is a WORLDLY chick.

  • TheApostleAK
    TheApostleAK

    If I ever come back here I post scans of my records.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    AK - most of my relies are worldly! I'd beware of anyone named, Freeman, Forrester, Nightingale, or Armanini if I were you :)

    Posting your records here might even be a world first in apostate land - what a stir.

    cheers unc

  • TheApostleAK
    TheApostleAK

    I'll see what I can do....(I'm amazed it hasn't been done).

  • mommy
    mommy

    AK,
    You make me want to get mine now I wonder what is written on them, it would be intersting to read. I know this has been covered before but what exactly are kept in the records?
    Unc and Stephanus,
    You made this coming up weekend look so attractive to me, I want to go too. Lets see how much money I can raise, you may have a visitor
    wendy

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    Sorry to see you go, AK, your comments and presence will be missed.

    Good luck with your new job and girlfriend. Glad things are working out for you!

  • TheApostleAK
    TheApostleAK

    Mommy: Probably field service records and copy of elders letters.

    More than a few people will wet their pants if I did.

    BTW Mommy and Prisca are both Sex Goddesses.

  • mommy
    mommy

    Ak,
    Thanks for the plug
    Field service record? That is the big robbery? Heck, I probably have those written down somewhere myself.
    wendy

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