http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/50451/1.ashx
In light of recent suspicions about some here possibly being watchtower moles you are all required to take a test and meet membership challenges.
Step One
Pose naked in front of you webcam for my inspection while eating a blood sausage
Step Two
Recite the apostate creed – to wit: F**k the wachtower, F**k the anointed and F**k the Brooklyn bethel
I await your input to refine further tests of disloyalty