So apparently prince wrote most of the songs in the new song book...

by purrpurr 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • purrpurr
    purrpurr

    Or so says the JW's around me who heard it from someone who apparently "knows"

    I'm no expert in the music of prince so perhaps someone else can tell me, does the songs of the WT sound similar to princes work?

  • oppostate
    oppostate

    I don't buy it. There aren't any good guitar riffs in those Kingdom Songs.


  • Barrold Bonds
    Barrold Bonds
    nope
  • LoveUniHateExams
    LoveUniHateExams

    "And now, brothers and sisters, would you please stand and sing song number 69, 'Get Off'. That's number 69 - Get Off" ...

  • Barrold Bonds
    Barrold Bonds

    I knew a girl named Nikki
    I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
    I met her in a hotel lobby
    Masturbating with a magazine
    She said how'd you like to waste some time
    And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind

    She took me to her castle
    And I just couldn't believe my eyes
    She had so many devices
    Everything that money could buy
    She said sign your name on the dotted line
    The lights went out
    And Nikki started to grind

    Nikki

    The castle started spinning
    Or maybe it was my brain
    I can't tell you what she did to me
    But my body will never be the same
    Her lovin' will kick your behind
    Oh, she'll show you no mercy
    But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show you how to grind

    Darlin' Nikki

    Woke up the next morning
    Nikki wasn't there
    I looked all over and all I found
    Was a phone number on the stairs
    It said thank you for a funky time
    Call me up whenever you want to grind

    Oh, Nikki, ohhhh

    Come back Nikki, come back
    Your dirty little Prince
    Wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind

    "Hello, how are you? I'm fine. 'cause I know
    That the Lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon."

  • Finkelstein
    Finkelstein
    I particularly like Song No. 10 "Cream Righteously for Jah." or song No. 8 "Jacking Off in Eternal Paradise"
  • Barrold Bonds
    Barrold Bonds
    Hey, to me paradise IS jacking off eternally.
  • ToesUp
    ToesUp

    I've heard the Kingdom Songs. If Prince wrote those types of songs, he would be Broke/Bankrupt and not worth $300 Mil. What a crock!

    The JW's are looking for their 15 minutes of fame. Just like Michael Jackson and Princess Diana, once they are gone for a while, everyone forgets about them. Sad but true!

  • Magwitch
    Magwitch
    Those kingdom songs were written by witnesses that had a few years of high school band playing the trombone, not by someone that understood music.
  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut

    Didn't Prince Write Song # 126    

    " Christ's Thousand Year Purple  Reign Is At Hand " ?

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