by MTSman 22 Replies latest jw experiences
I can see a spinoff magazine now: "Dear Watchtower Forum"...
Honestly, you've a got a degree in English Lit with a concentration on creative writing? I don't buy it. Reading the above, what was the dilemma that you quit? Was that some sort of job? The punctuation and the tenses of some words don't scream writer either.
I think this story is fake.
I've been thinking about doing the same thing! Can you explain where and how you've manage to monetise your work?
I've often thought there might be a market for "Erotic Tales at the Kingdom Hall" or "Confessions of a Naughty Pioneer" or some such.
The only thing holds me back is I don't think I've got your talent for fiction.
Hang on, 30 to 50 bucks a day. A day!!!???
You laugh at menial jobs yet you could make $30 to $50 an hour washing some windows - and you crow about 30 - 50 bucks a day?
Degree in English Literature (at an Ivy League University) + writing pornographic short stories + self righteous girlfriend + pioneering = I don't buy it.
Oh yeah - besides "Quit" for "Quite" - it's "compliment" not "complement" towards the end of paragraph one. With several other grammatical and spelling errors too.
Teacher says "Must try harder,"
These WT Troll dub boys are getting better for sure!
I've often thought there might be a market for "Erotic Tales at the Kingdom Hall" or "Confessions of a Naughty Pioneer"
Or 'Bonking in the Bethel'
Nice touch being from the city of brotherly love!
I’m a pioneer in The City of Brotherly Love. (Yeah, I said my city. I Don’t give a fuck) Most pioneers who need extra money(,) get a part time gig working as a security guard, barista, or making sandwiches for a few bucks an hour. Well, I found myself in need of some extra cash and was damned if I was going to some fucking sandwich shop, or slinging overpriced coffee. I mean I’ve got a degree in English lit, with a concentration in creative writing, so I should be able to use the skills that I developed at the overpriced Ivy League University that I secretly attended. The previous sentence is an abortion of grammar.(Shh, don’t tell anyone) Right? Here’s the thing, I get bored very easy, so a job blogging, or aggregating the news, or doing some kind of journalistic writing wasn’t really for either. Quit (okay you need to stop this dilemma. It’s quite) a dilemma. Anyway, long story short, I started dabbling in erotica, to blow off steam, and got pretty good at it, so one day I trolled Craigslist and came across the ad; Can you write porn? I’m like, maybe. Another abortion you realize I have no means to properly correct this sentence so from here forth I shall underline in red all abortions. So, I sent in a few samples of my past writing and a week later I got an e-mail saying that my erotic writing was exceptional. I find it hard to believe anyone would reference your writing as “exceptional” Never in a million years did I think I’d get a complement on my creatively using the words, fuck, suck, cunt, cock and pussy. So, I was like,”Hell yeah”! I signed a contract,and was told that I’d get .01 a word up to 5k words. Ok, so that’s zero(why the thirty) to fifty bucks a day. Cool, so how to start creatively writing sex?
I did not graduate from an Ivy League School. I did want to go to one. Alas, I was not accepted. I did attend three major universities, and worked at two. I can say with no uncertainty, "You did not attend an Ivy League School." You are not a student of English Literature. If you are, you need to work hard and practice more. I literally could not finish reading another paragraph your first one was so horrible. Everyone else reading this can see through your falsities too. As you can see from the red, your paragraph looks like a murder scene.
Why am I being mean? Simple, I want to help you. If you wish to be a porn writer, I think that is great. You need to go to the library and check out a grammar text book. Writers can spell and use grammar. You're the only person who can accomplish your goals. I think you need to ask yourself the question, "Why am I lying to total strangers on an internet forum page?" I hope you are not going through a hard time. If you are, I hope you can look to someone to help you through whatever it is you are going through. Here's some free advice. It takes about 20,000 hours to master a skill. If you want to be a writer start learning to write, and write every moment you have available. I hope you keep trying to write. I enjoy writers who are not afraid to use words like "fuck, suck, cunt, cock and pussy." One should write them with class. Try Henry Millers The Tropic of Cancer.
All of my pretty red corrections disappeared. Shucks!!!!!!
Fake! I'm sorry but I'm not buying this story.
We have a few professional writers in this forum and you can tell what they are - merely by reading the first couple of sentences of their posts.
Your story is written in average english grammar and spelling.. peppered with school boy level obscene words.
I wish you luck and all the best. Obviously you've got your own background story and experiences, possibly painful ones related to the jw cult. What about sharing some more authrntic experiences? People appreciate snd like honesty
Yeah...and I'm Peter Pan
